Patriot Retort:
Exclusive from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: We have obtained exclusive audio from an anonymous source that gives us a peek behind the scenes as Liz Warren prepares for her livestream chat from her kitchen.
Unnamed Staffer
Okay, Senator. Before you start filming maybe we
should do a dry run-through with the camera off.
Warren
Okay. That’s fine. What do you think of this suit?
Unnamed Staffer
I’m not sure a business suit is the right look here.
You’re in your kitchen just kicking back. Maybe a
sweatshirt and jeans would be better.
Warren
A what? Sweatshirt? I’m not sure I have one of those.
And I haven’t owned a pair of jeans since Gloria Vanderbilt
was selling them. (long pause) Wait! I just remembered!
I think there’s an old pair of Jordasche jeans in the attic.
Unnamed Staffer
No.
Warren
Well, maybe I can borrow a pair.
Unnamed Staffer
Forget the jeans and sweatshirt. Maybe we can go with
a sweater and slacks.
Warren
Fine. I’ll go change.
Second Unnamed Staffer
This is a bad idea. I think we should just go with Liz sitting
behind a desk.
Unnamed Staffer
We can’t do that. Liz really wants to look relatable. Like
Beto and Ocasio-Cortez.
Second Unnamed Staffer
Then can we clear some of this crap out of here? Her kitchen
looks like a Williams-Sonoma showroom. Stick some boxes of
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese on a shelf. Replace that expensive
Keurig with a Mr. Coffee.
Unnamed Staffer
We don’t have time.
Warren
How’s this? Do I look more with-it in this?
Unnamed Staffer
Let’s avoid using “with-it” if we can, okay?
Second Unnamed Staffer
You look fine, Senator. But maybe lose the diamond earrings.
Unnamed Staffer
Now, Senator. We thought you could start off just shooting the
breeze. Then, take a moment to stop and open a cold beer.
Warren
A beer?! We don’t have beer in the house.
Unnamed Staffer
No, I know. I ran out and got you a six pack. They’re in the fridge.
Warren
Okay. (rummaging through cabinet) What kind of glass does
one use to consume beer?
Second Unnamed Staffer
It would be more authentic if you just drank it out of the
bottle.
Warren
Like a hobo in the street?!
She’d better watch out. Everyone knows that Native Americans have a genetic disposition to alcoholism.
She did flash the How sign before the first swig.
Staying in Character.
Improper lip placement. She’s posing! She’s a POSER!
Fire water you mean.
near beer? 1/1024 fire water.
she used to make beer commercials…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9CAGxjuJ-o
It’s only ‘firewater’ if you can light it on fire.
Otherwise, it’s just a barley/hop soda….or grape juice.
Started feeling ashamed for her then figured she deserves to be shamed. A sorry spectacle!
Shameless and no good.
Heap big pile of caca that should be out of ‘public service’ pronto.
they are still speechless on Teetotaler DJT
Is she practicing her oral sex technique on the beer bottle? Does she know that Budweiser is the favorite among Natives? Will free college also include free beer?
Watch out! Those injuns are crazy once they get some of that firewater.
Whats next for her, porn try-outs?
What an idiot.
What a coincidence. Tonight is the first time I have ever had a drink without Jim. (rum and coke)
I am not having any fun, but I am hoping I get some sleep.
RottyLover
Been AFK
Without could mean too many things.
Don’t know how to reply.
I kinda like the way she sucked on that bottle …
I mean, she’s to old and all, but …… well …..y’know …….
Next, she’ll be telling us she’s really from Southie.
RottyLover
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