Snip: I think he should have mailed in the check.
What’s the point of Common Core, you ask?
A commenter sums it up brutally, and I agree:
It’s to make all students who are not in ghetto schools look just as stupid as the ones in the ghetto schools…
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Don’t get it. But I am too old to have been exposed to Common Core.
Question: If the average Common Core proponent weighs 187 lbs and Organic Tofu containers hold 6 oz, how many containers could you fill if you put a proponent through a wood chipper, assuming 6% wastage?
Answer: I can’t be bothered doing the math. I think I prefer the idea of running a lab experiment several times to get the answer empirically.
Yep, said it awhile ago; the intelligent don’T need to “step down” ; the uneducated, need to step up, and all will benefit. All. But educated, not indoctrinated, so that life, liberty, and the pusuit of happiness can ensue.
But how do you teach animals? Few get correction in the home, and the schools are babysitting centers while mother’s ( no father)
do what they do to keep it rolling.
In my heart of hearts I believe though, the impoverished recipients of the CC onslaught won’T “get it”.
That is, unless they hear the gospel.
What’s with the images tonight? I don’t see anything after the image in the ‘Chavez Vs. Harris’ post, just links. Y’all using an image host?
If you are running ScriptSafe or anything like it you need to allow http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/ to run.
I’m not seeing the images any more either, and I’m not running ScriptSafe or an ad blocker. I even rebooted in case it was some kind of temporary glitch and nothing seems to help. It really messes up the IOTWR posts not to be able to see the illustrations.
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$10.43 ? I’m guessing here?
How would Common Core solve these problems?
1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4×4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4×4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?
7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
Boobie for the win!
Best. Post. Ever.
It sure makes a world of difference in a story when you can see the images! (yes i see them now)
So how much is that check made out for?? Great idea.
I’d want to be sure the bank people haven’t been indoctrinated in the Common Crap system before sending it.