“Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie files paperwork to run for president.” Details are here
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That dude can’t run anywhere.
Our savior! We need a president with a 54 inch waistline to fill the shoes of William Howard Taft.
The only thing we have to fear is too few donuts.
I THINK I FOUND HIS LEVIS AT THE GOODWILL
60W, 30L
WHEN YOU HELD THEM UP, THEY BLOCKED OUT THE SUN WITH A 5’X5′ SQUARE
AT WHAT POINT IN YOUR LIFE DO YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY “WOW, I NEED TO LOSE ABOUT 200LBS???
GLUTTONY ON STEROIDS
Not to worry. Even if elected, he’ll never get through the White House door.
Hypothetical Barack Obama to Fatty McChristieBlubber: “At some point, you’ve eaten enough food.”
Fatty McChristyFat: “Not yet. (Chomp, chomp, chomp…)”
Or get stuck in the White House bathtub like Taft did.
New Marine One:
Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane with a Hot Dog Food Truck Under belly.
Fox News reported this enthusiastically while he was speaking asking if they are going to be small or big with a group of the most bored 10 people I’ve ever seen. The jokes make themselves.
No, he’s not running for president. He’s mobility scootering for president.
Or, you know those little wheeled gadgets that people with foot injuries kneel on with one knee to get around? Yeah, Christie needs one for his gut.
Crisco Christie: C’mon, you all want to eat cookies and cake all day long like I do, you just don’t want to admit it.
Actually, he needs three: one for his gut and one for each ass cheek.
running? Oh you mean for office!
FCC/FJB
He can’t RUN for office…WADDLE MAYBE but run…Hell no!
Holy Shit…
There’s not enough room for that fat-fuck to run anywhere.
His campaign theme song should be Roly Poly by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys.
Speech was delayed when the Hot Donuts sign went on as they passed Crispy Kreme
He could roll a wheelbarrow in front and plop his belly in it. Seeing over it could be a problem, though.
…this is big news, that guy swings a lot of weight. When it comes to meaty issues, he can really sink his teeth in. There are tons of interest in a heavyweight candidacy like this, and the very air around him is thick with anticipation. The news is huge and must be spread wide even into the fat of the land until the gravity of the situation is felt by the heavyweights.
I think a lot of these extraneous “candidates” are going to run just to split votes away from Trump. That is their only motivation. Or they are being paid by Soros. I’m getging even more cynical than ever
Christie guzzles ranch dressing right from the bottle.
GEOF
“…eatin bread an tatters….”
Bob lived about 25 miles from my home of 55 years. Hint in the West not South
I’m old
With so many “Bush Republicans” “running” none will get >5% anywhere; even their home states. I think the Soros/Rove cadre has them “running” to get many different “Republican” smears/slanders on Don.
Rove/Soros want Don to lose the general. They know none of their pawns has even a small chance of beating Don.
The political class has reduced our country to Laughable.
Next candidate will be a Bearded Lady. Or a nasty midget.
Shamu is responsible for naming Corey Booker to the Senate