“Fergie Just Sexually Assaulted Our National Anthem”

39 Comments on “Fergie Just Sexually Assaulted Our National Anthem”

1. Sang it just like a skank whore would.

2. Never heard of her.

3. This is what “Pop” singers sound like when they don’t have auto tune and a studio full of electronics.

4. I had to watch Roseanne Barr’s version just to get it out of my head.

5. Dear God spare me.

6. For those who suffered through more than the first five seconds of this weapons-grade cacophony, here is a much-needed antidote.

7. Sounds like she is ready to compete on American Idol! She has her woe woe’s down to a science!

8. I would take a knee for that performance begging her to stop.

9. Lounge lizard singing. I need a shower with sanitizer after suffering through that.

10. Ten seconds.

11. slap her!!!!!!

12. I couldn’t make it past “twilight’s last gleaming.”

    I call this style of singing “vocal masturbation.”

13. They say it wuz so bad it made Colon Kaepernick stand up and bitch-slap her!

14. “Pop Star”

15. her awareness is at a minus 7,000….by the looks of it she thought she did such a great job.

    scrunt.

16. Fergie, you ignorant slut.

17. Slap her?? I’d take a shovel to her!

18. Love those comments.
    She must be excused because she can’t be expected to respect our anthem like we Americans do; she’s from CA.

19. Never heard of her. Read the headline and thought they’d brought over Fergie the redhead Royal in-law.

    Would have sounded better if they had.

20. The only thing missing was her Dancing Pole.
    Bet she does her family Proud.

21. It’s the one way she knew she could hold Lebron’s attention through the whole song.

22. She was a fuc disaster. I always say that only military people should do the anthem.

23. I really didn’t expect much from the person who also sang a song referencing her T&A. “My humps, my humps. My lovely little lumps”. She almost makes Roseanne’s rendition Grammy worthy.

24. I’m sure she thought she sounded like a songbird, but for me, she brought a crow to mind.

25. http://tinyurl.com/y8qmnjba

26. WTF ?

27. Sounded like Phyllis Diller imitating Marilyn Monroe.
    LOLOLOLOL!!!

28. Her 6 Grammys mean as much as Obutthurt’s peace prize.

29. “The dawn’s early light,” was enough for me. Who hires these assholes? And there are many.

30. I’m tellin’ ya, Meat Loaf did it the best.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHwPmKmwH4

31. Roseanne probably sent her thank you note this morning. Fergie is now known for the worst rendition of our National Anthem.

32. Smoky…and hot!
    Looks like she’s following the acoutic thrwoback trend like
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk&list=RDEMMb5YVupu52N3eQ8SltfE3A
    this from Postmodern Jukebox.

    *Anything* to get away from the rapcrap movement….

33. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4c2KDLWpI0

    .

34. Better to let a pro do it. Otherwise:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg5HIMnPx7k
    See what I mean?

35. I’m sure she’s a lot better in the sack than Kate Smith. Pretty face…if only I was 110 years younger.

36. first off … the Nation Anthem is very difficult song to sing, due to the range in octaves
    second … ever since the Whitney Houston version (very good, btw) every ‘singer’ feels the need to showcase their ‘talent’ in range … & not too many (if any) can match Houston … the no-talent hacks of today shouldn’t even start to think they can do it & just sing the song within their range
    even though I’m not a fan, Lady GaGa did a very good version … because she stuck within her vocal range … used to be a normal thing to recognize your range … now, everyone has to create an aural ‘masterpiece’ for the ages

    note to snowflakes: you all are very special individual … just like everyone else

37. “… individuals …..”

38. My husband said that tied her with Roseann.

39. I used to hit those notes with one of my well-endowed boyfriends.