Fish Shoots Man’s Penis

21 Comments on Fish Shoots Man’s Penis

1. Not looked.

   Shotgun?

2. He got schooled.

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3. His master baiting days are over.

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4. Yeah, bet he won’t try that again!

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5. That’s proof that some people should never own a firearm.

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6. Way back, decades ago a guy hunting pheasant on a WDFW release site lost his head and started poking at a bird his dog had pointed with the butt of his shotgun… or maybe it was the other way around. True story. I got in trouble for joking about it at school. To her credit, my mom wasn’t having any of it.

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7. @ Sarthurk FRIDAY, 9 AUGUST 2024, 12:24 AT 12:24 PM

   Ya never know, but it lessens the chances of his offspring pulling the same stunt.

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8. What’s the difference between meat and fish?

   You’re not suppose to beat your fish.

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9. More like “Moron Shoots His Own Dick Off”.

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10. Oopsies

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11. I guess he was over his legal limit. Except for brains.

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12. At least he can still vote for HINDU DINDU!

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13. Thanks, I needed a good laugh. What a maroon.

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14. We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your automobile warranty. No, really …

15. Stoopid should hurt. And it did. Good on the fish, I hope it got away.

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16. Now that’s a fish story that he’ll never live down.

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17. A little more angle on that gun and he would have blown his head “clean off”.
    https://youtu.be/38mE6ba3qj8?si=EiOPZt8ruzoUDk5N
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18. ^^^^^ It looks like he got the little one. LOL

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19. One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is to never have the gun barrel pointing towards you, loaded or unloaded. Or didn’t they teach that to this idiot.

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20. Never point the muzzle of your gun at anything you aren’t willing to destroy.
    So you wanted a Circumcision??? Cutting it pretty damn close dude.

21. So you wanted a Circumcision?

    Reminds me of the old joke: He can’t be circumsized cuz there ain’t no end to that prick….
    in his case there ain’t no end on that prick!