DC: A kindergarten teacher at a public school in Florida found a five-year-old student chewing on a used condom on the school playground last week.
The incident occurred on Wednesday afternoon at St. Lucie Elementary School in Fort Pierce, Florida, according to a police report obtained by Treasure Coast Newspapers.
The boy had found the discarded condom strewn on the ground, witnesses told police.
Upon realizing what was happening, the St. Lucie Elementary teacher removed the used condom from the boy’s mouth.
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St Lucie County! I swear that place was founded on an evil Indian burial mound.
BFH, Get The fuck Out. Now!
He thought it was Juicy Flute gum.
I could have gone all year without seeing this story.
*gag*
Juicy Flute Gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
That’s what happens when you make Condom 101 school curriculum.
“Tastes like Clorox!”
~Little Billy
Being in kindergarten he is only learning about masturbation and doesn’t yet know about condoms. That comes in first grade.
Condoms at a kindergarten?
Must be a Madrasa.
I am really disappointed. I was distracted and thought the headline said it was PAJAMA boy chewing on the condom! Oh well.
I am really disappointed. I was distracted and thought the headline said it was PAJAMA boy chewing on the condom! Oh well.
Hopefully he doesn’t develop a taste for that sort of thing, he’ll need to move to Frisco.
Was it the same brand the school health center was passing out?
This kid will be scared for life.
Cum gum.
“Young Man, what are You chewing on??”
“A used Condom Ma’am ”
“Well, I hope You brought enough for everyone”
I’ll be in Port St Lucie on Friday, after the Miami Boat Show! Gotta finish up some Doors that I installed way back in November!
How in the world did a Coney Island Whitefish swim all the way down from Brooklyn?
But seriously, not only is it disgusting for some animal to leave that on a playground, but what in the hell ever happened to parenting? Who is raising a kid who at 5 years old is still picking up things from the ground and eating them? My kids wouldn’t have done that at 2 years old.
Yep, my kid didn’t do that shit at two either.
She did like to peel paint off the wall and pile
up the chips though.
Actual graffiti seen on a condom dispenser in a truck stop restroom:
“Gee, this gum tastes funny.”
@CC: The better version of that joke that I heard was:
“Don’t buy this gum. It tastes like rubber.”
🙂