Florida Girl Awarded $800,000 For McDonald’s Chicken McNugget Burn – IOTW Report

Florida Girl Awarded $800,000 For McDonald’s Chicken McNugget Burn

The “dangerously hot” McNugget burned Olivia Caraballo in 2019.

30 Comments on Florida Girl Awarded $800,000 For McDonald’s Chicken McNugget Burn

  1. FFS
    Unless the kid ended up in the BURN UNIT because McDonald threw boiling oil on her leg it was a mistake by the PARENT giving hot food to the child unsupervised. SHEESH!

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  2. …shortly after I saw this story the first time…

    https://iotwreport.com/parents-say-chicken-mcnuggets-were-so-hot-they-disfigured-their-4-year-old-in-lawsuit-against-mcdonalds/

    …I put it to the test. We got nuggets at a MuCold’s and on this occasion they delayed delivery because they claimed they needed to cook them, so I got them as hot as they would ever be. After 5+ decades of runtime I don’t have skin so much as leather, but hip under the beltline is about as tender as it gets without getting SUPER gross, so I took a random representative and slipped it under the belt and left it. No, not particularly comfortable, it WAS warm, but no real damage that moist towelette couldn’t fix.

    The dog appreciated the test media.

    …Color me skeptical, but I don’t find it common for them to get it hot ENOUGH, let alone TOO hot. I doubt it went down like that.

    ..that said, I’m sure the child was coached well by Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, and Mom has a lifetime of Black Woman Drama Training behind her, so I’m sure they put on quite a show. Couple that with Black Privilege in The Current Year and the fact that it REALLY won’t help you to try to break a 4 year old on cross, and I’m only suprised McWoke didn’t give them a cool mil up front…

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  3. willysgoatgruff AT 12:44 PM
    “I’ve never been curious or bored enough to stick a hot chicken McNugget in my pants….but that’s just me…”

    …don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it. At least I didn’t serve it up later, so there’s that.

    …also, empathy can be a great teacher. Cops have to be tazed to be allowed to taze. We used to do exercises like putting each other on backboards and placing in an ambulance just to see how helpless the patient felt. When suctioning an airway it was a common practice tonhold your OWN breath to make sure you weren’t suffocating a patient with decreased LOC.

    So it was just a silly experiment to test the possible and to see if I could empathize, nothing more.

    …and considering the things I had to shove down my pants before I got a heria with hydrocele reduced to try to withstand the pain enough to walk, let alone make a living, a chicken nugget would probably have been an improvement.

    And the only regret isn’t mine, but the dog’s.

    The dog would have preferred I did the same with ALL of them…

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  4. I once got a cold cup of coffee from the McDonalds in Libby, Mt. I didn’t sue them for that, and I never patronized that particular McBozo’s ever again. Of course, I’m also white so they don’t give out any kind of compensation/reparations to white guys under any circumstances. It’s reverse discrimination and reverse affirmative action, I tell you Whitey don’t get shit but if you’re black and squawk and bitch about anything out of order at Mickey D’s you’re entitled to a small fortune. Didn’t that use to be called extortion.

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  5. I eat bacon right after I pull it out of the pan.
    I can’t stand even luke-warm food that supposed to be hot.
    I’m always reheating my plate at Thanksgiving dinners.

    The only hot item EVER served at any McDonalds is black coffee…PERIOD!

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  6. New warning labels coming soon to a McDonalds near you:
    “Attention you brain dead morons. Repeat after me, things that come out of a fryer are HOT!” Say that several times to make sure it sinks in to your brain and makes a ripple on your 75 IQ ability.”

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  7. I like to remember cases like this for when I have to in for jury duty on civil trials. Our litigious society and the outrageous settlements drive up costs for everyone. Sometimes I ask how many of the lawyers work for insurance companies. They never pick me, I just don’t understand it.

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  8. Don’t forget; the lawyer got 40%.
    A lot of people don’t think about how much more expensive fraud & the ghetto lottery make things for the rest of us.

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  9. I need to go to MuckDonalls moe off…, moe, uhh, moe. DEES NUGS DUNT BURNTEFF MAH MOUF, and shit, yo!

    Fucking retards. Like the retard who ate an 8 ball so he wouldn’t be caught with it, and died in POPO custody. Sombhows deh POPO bees res-pon-cybl.

    Sick of the whole shit.

    BAN DIAL SCREWDRIVERS!

  10. I am reminded of the “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit!”

    Every week when I struggle to get the XL size leather gloves on my paws to do the yard work I note how anyone will struggle to get the right sized leather gloves on. Once on the fit is correct, but you could make a show out of it.

    I’m also reminded of “Think about the average person and realize that half the population is dumber than they are.”

    The jury pool is filled with those from the shallow end of the gene pool.

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