DC: A Florida man accidentally shot and killed a woman while using a gun as part of foreplay Sunday, officials said.
Andrew Shinault, 23, allegedly wounded the woman’s upper body around 12:30 p.m in his Valrico, Florida, home Sunday, Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement Friday. The woman, who was in her 20s, died in Brandon Regional Hospital in Brandon, Florida.
Elsewhere in Florida:
“ACCIDENTALLY”
OH SURE!!
Was that 12:30pm before lunch or after lunch? I need to know because I am doing a book on Florida man and his mishaps. I have a chapter about being hangry.
My follow-up will be New Jersey man. This should be interesting because Florida man has an arsenal of guns and Jersey man has no guns. But both commit the same mistakes.
Huh?
“‘scuse me while I whip this out…”
“Hangry”=people who become unreasonably angry because they are hungry. Trust me I have suffered a few spells. It’s real.
Meerkat. Turn your chapter into a discussion of Hillary Clinton’s address to Hunter College graduates in New York City, where she accused President Trump of doing what she and Bill did. And the lambs applauded. What she said was fuckingunbelievable! And they applauded. We’re fucked!
Moe Tom, there is definitely a book idea out there titled, “Projection, how the left accuses the right of everything they do wrong”. There are probably about 50 or more solid examples since just 2008. It could just be a book filled with 50 5-paragraph essays with full bibliography pointing to the sources.
…The biggest one being Russian collusion!
Words escape me.
I don’t even want to know.
How can peoples minds work like this?
What kind of idiot needs or uses a gun to have sex?
Meerkat. The books are out there. “Unfreedom of the Press,” Mark Levin; “If I had a Son,” Jack Cashill; “America Alone,” Mark Steyn;
“Plunder and Deceit,” “Clinton Cash,” “Culture of Corruption,” and on and on. The problem is many voters don’t read. They depend on television for their news and they are being fed bullshit daily. Also, our colleges are turning out idiots. How could any well informed Hunter College graduate applaud Hillary Clinton on what she said? Answer, they don’t read, they use Cliff Notes, they don’t give a fuck, because daddy will get them a job, no matter.
ANOTHER BOOK WILL NOT SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. We are going down the drain. If President Trump does not win in 2020, we are fucked.
That’s my rant. Love y’all.
C’mon. Be honest. Who in this crowd hasn’t whipped out a pistol and killed a girl he was having sex with?
I mean let’s be real here.
PHenry, the first time it happened I felt really bad.
I vaguely remember what sex was all about, but I never remember using a pistol, other than my own.
She still complained that the Pistol went off too soon…
Thought we was protected, using those Magnum condoms,,,
looming lawsuit,,
Wasn’t there a punk group called the Sex Pistols?
I bet this couple had that band blasting away (pun intended).
Didn’t want to pay for an abortion?
He had a gun, and he was loaded.
I assume he kept his powder dry long enough for it to go off.
On the serious side; I have a very vivid imagination…..I can not visualize the use of firearms during sex.
I bet it wasn’t even a Glock.
Umm, Moe Tom, Just chill buddy. I had a joke-line, political-line talking about possible book and you went crazy! Just chill.
What the hell is going on in Florida? Once, I got temporarily lost there while driving in the boonies. Weird, wild, wacky place.
Exhibit # 7 million+ why they need to have body mass index standards for welfare applicunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uESJlJAj7g
Nuff said..listen, you’ll get it!
“This is my rifle, this is my gun!”
Probably best that those two DIDN’T reproduce… 😳
Meerkat
Writing a book on florida man, good for you!
Sorry for the loss of your sister in that horrible mishap.
I hate when foreplay goes awry.