Florida Man Gets Into Police Chase While On a First Date

8 Comments on Florida Man Gets Into Police Chase While On a First Date

1. that’s so sweet … another ‘Love, American Style’ episode

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2. Must have been love at first arrest!

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3. The woman informed deputies she’d been along for the ride and that she’d met the Orlando-area man on an online dating site and had agreed to go to Denny’s before heading back to her house.

   Back to her house?
   That wasn’t a “date” – that was a booty call.

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4. That’s what he gets for driving a chick car.

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5. When the article said he drove a Charger and went by two first names I first thought of “Bo and Luke”.

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6. A gee, I’m known AS crackerbaby as well as my real name, but I haven’t been on any dates where i might have mislead anyone….. I think!
   “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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7. “My name is Bill… her name is Constance!”

   “My name is Cherry, and he said his name was Humphrey!”

   Hmmmm…

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8. Florida Man is a bizzy MF-er.

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