FOX: A Florida man said he was horrified when he learned a cockroach had burrowed itself in his ear and laid an egg.
Blake Collins, 25, of Tallahassee, told the Tallahassee Democrat the apartment he lived in with his husband was infested with cockroaches.
“They’re crawling on our bed sheets, they’re crawling on our mattress,” Collins said.
Collins said he has seen the critters crawl out of light bulb sockets and even show up in his dog’s food bowl. He recalled one time when he stayed up one night to pick the creatures off his husband as he slept while recovering from surgery. more
Why does he comb his hair into the shape of a baseball cap?
So he chose to come “out” to the World, and reveal he’s a walking Roach Coach all in one day. Smart of him to include the photo, people might not have known it was Him !
The cockroach in his ear is nothing compared to what he puts up his ass.
Laid AN egg???
That’s like going to a clam bake and asking “awright…who brought THE clam?”
I can think of something grosser.
Oh, he’s got a problem with a tiny little roach in his EAR?
At first I couldn’t understand why he left his account public, with his pictures available. And then I saw the selfie. He was an inch from doing a duck face. He’s attentionwheuring.
Now which creature was created by God?
The cockroach or the queer?
Lazlo worked in the sewer when I was a lad.
I saw the living walls in Vernon in LA just down from Farmer John’s meat packing plants.
I have seen albino roaches.
Lazlo hates roaches and will live in a toxic clout rather than have those bastards around.
Hey, Roach-Boy, that roach isn’t what you heard “die in your head”. That was your self-respect.
faggots have no common sense.
Run around with arms flapping like a goofy fruit.
I was up at 7am today killing ants on an acre of property.
Job successful when not a single ant outside of flopping around dying like a crappie out of water was on the property.
And the goddamn carpenter bees, oh those bastards, tearing up my structures. I’m about to show their little dug out holes what the business end of a .45 looks like. It’s war here.
Laid an egg pod not a egg.
Egg pod has thousands of eggs….
@Tim Buktu: Both, of course. As is everything in the Universe.
Right?
Lends new meaning to the expression “Let me put a bug in your ear”.
🙂
He heard “a faint little squeal” as the cockroach died.
I have no words. What a little attention hoor.
Let’s put the whole gross ‘picking them off of my post-op husband’ shit aside…
WHY would a sane person publicize this? Just take your dog, the clothes on your back, and go to a hotel. Put your rent in escrow until your slum lord fixes it or you find a new apartment. Sheez…
Thats nothing, we had one in the White House for 8 years!
organgrinder
Did the hamster up his ass want some company?
organgrinder
He says the roaches were all over the bed sheets etc. Now what bi-product of anal sex might be drawing those roaches?
@vietvet
>Both, of course. As is everything in the Universe.
I think that God does not create perverts. They create themselves.