Crime Online: A Florida man allegedly stabbed another man with a sword on Monday during an argument about a television remote.
WKMG reported that officers arrested Christopher Glynn, 54, at a Titusville apartment where the victim was found with stab wounds to his left arm and leg. Glynn was inside the home when officers arrived at the scene, and he informed them via landline that he was unable to leave due to an undisclosed disability. more
This would be a better story had he stabbed him with the remote!
You can get a second TV for less than the cost of a sword.
…so what was the program?
..and guy SUCKS as a swordsman if he aims for a belly and gets a leg and arm, defense cuts or not, you should be faster than that and it should have been a big surprise too, unless swordplay over TV channels was just a ROUTINE thing at HIS house…
“There can be only one!!!”
– C. Mcleod, 1986 –
Was it a fully automatic assault Sword or a Double Barrel Hunting Sword?
…if anyone tries to put that “Friends” reunion show on, a stabbing is entirely justified…
I can see that happening ………….
I guess he REALLY wanted to see First Knight….
I am all in for using anything and everything against people who will not put the remote for any device in the same place after using it. I don’t really care where, but put the Goddamned thing where it can be located w/o a half hour scavenger hunt.
“Florida man stabs victim with sword during fight over TV remote”
‘Ya know… you just can’t make this kind of shit up. I laughed more at the headline than the actual story. SMH
JD you have kids. Good luck.
@ Geoff C. The Saltine JUNE 12, 2021 AT 9:47 PM
Kids put the remote exactly where we all agreed it goes
Kids mother has never put anything back where it goes ever
en garde!