Florida Man stabs woman because of an under-cooked potato – IOTW Report

Florida Man stabs woman because of an under-cooked potato

NASSAU COUNTY, Fla. — A man is accused of stabbing a woman in the head during an argument over a baked potato, WJAX reports.

Kenneth Crumpton, 36, of Yulee, Florida, is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.  Story

16 Comments on Florida Man stabs woman because of an under-cooked potato

  1. “With a fork to the head”… We’ll all be eating with chopsticks by 2025 if the left gets their way.

    Then by 2030, we will be separated into high chairs at least 3 feet apart and eating with our fingers.

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  2. OK, this story made me think of the time when we first got together and we had worked up an appetite but all he had was a bag of spuds. So he says, I’ll show you how to bake a potato. (I knew nothing) so he pokes holes in them, puts them in and a while later, BOOB, BOOM, BOOM! Every single one exploded. Jim didn’t miss a beat, he says I decided to make scalloped potatoes instead. I thought I was going to die laughing.

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