Man Punches Elderly Man When Told To Stop Masturbating At Miami Supermarket Parking Lot.
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Was he holding a chicken or a pumpkin when he was caught with his pecker out whacking off in the supermarket parking lot? He should’ve picked a Safeway parking lot so he practice safe masturbation and it would’ve been worse in front of a Wally World store where he’d become the new poster boy on the people of Walmart photos.
Cant beat that.
a pilot once told me “flying is like a sore pecker, you cant beat it.”
So it wasnt Anthony Weiner?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the elevator music (musak) playing in the background was Beat It by Michael Jackson.
…Target would be OK with it…
What a jerk. Crazy eyes for sure. Meth much?
went from one beating to another, with pants down and while sporting a hard-on
weird visual
IS IT JACK FRIDAY ALREADY??
Mind if I smoke?
“NO MASTURBATING IN PARKING LOT” signs were ignored
Clean-up in parking lot row ‘J’ please……
If public masturbation is outlawed only outlaws will masturbate publicly.
Leave him alooooooooooone, he’s got his RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!
Well, I’da hit him, two!
The young might have energy, but might think every mistake is fatal.
The old might be tired, but the old might know that you can recover from mistakes.
What’s really amazing is that this CBS affiliate had nothing but a still picture of this idiot on the screen for 42 seconds
When I was in the USN (mid 1970s) I knew an officer in NIS (precursor of NCIS) who told of their efforts to catch the ” Mid Day Masturbator “.
The MDM was some pervert that at lunch time was buffing the banana near schools within the Pearl Harbor base housing neighborhood that was outside the navy base. Could have been a local or navy dude.
I’m betting this story line has never made it into the plot of the NCIS tv show.
Time to make penises illegal
I’d think he’d be wearing sunglasses and carrying a white cane by now.
And have hairy palms as well.