KFI:
A 28-year-old Florida man who was awaiting sentencing for an attempted murder charge had to be restrained after he threw urine on the prosecutor inside a Florida courtroom, this week.
According to a police report from the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, Albert Narvaez, of Pembroke Pines, excused himself during the hearing at one point on Wednesday to use the restroom. But when he returned, Narvaez charged at Broward Assistant State Attorney Andrew Newman and threw the urine at the prosecutor while yelling, “He pissed on me! He told me to do it! F*** him!” more here
“Bailiff, smack his pee-pee” ~ Cheech & Chong
THAT’S going to get the point across, moron.
LOL ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ,,,
You’ve been saving that one up a long time,
hahahaha
Hmmmm. 2 year old case. Inmate hasn’t even hit a prison yard yet, just jail. Now he has added charges, maybe 5 more years. Plus, he has bad paperwork. Meaning, his charges will show that he tried to kill his girlfriend. Everyone will find out.
He’s gonna’ get booked. By which I mean he’s gonna’ get his wig split.
“Buddy, urine trouble now.”
🙂
I could understand if the prosecutor were named Mohammed (PBUH).
Maybe American Air Lines will hire him as a mechanic.
So how did he smuggle his own pee back into the courtroom? And why wasn’t he monitored by a bailiff or guard while he was using the restroom.
was that assault urine?
Now we have to ban cups. BTW why hasnt the left ried to ban styrofoam or plastic cups? They dropped the ball on that.
It’s called “getting gassed”. Prisoners do it occasionally. To guards, not lawyers… A good possible reason why this guy did it is because he’s so scared of going to the state pen general population that he’ll do anything to get put in protective custody for as long as he can.
Look at him. I see daisy dukes and lipstick in his prison future.
Gee Wally, looks like someone’s pissed off…
or is that on?
It could’ve been worse, what if he’d taken a dump and came back and flung poo at the prosecutor.