There will be hell toupee!
NBC5: Former Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher is suing a Texas-based hair transplant company, claiming it used his personal hair transplant story in a post on its website without his permission.
Attorneys for Urlacher have recently filed a lawsuit in the Circuit Court of Cook County against Houston Hair Transplant Center.
“The post deceptively led potential patients to believe that Mr. Urlacher had an affiliation with, or received restoration treatment from, Defendant Houston Hair,” according to the lawsuit, filed in October 2022.
Urlacher is perhaps Restore’s best-known client and spokesman. Billboards featuring Urlacher’s likeness can be seen all across the city. In addition to Illinois, Restore also has clinics in Texas, Colorado and North Carolina, according to its web site.
The Houston Hair post is titled: “Brian Urlacher Hair Transplant?”
The post doesn’t say where Urlacher received his hair treatment, but it refers to the “FUE procedure,” which is available at both Restore and Houston Hair and is an abbreviation for Follicular Unit Extraction. more
Follicular Unit Extraction. Is that the same treatment that “Plugs” Biden had back in the 90s?
Reminds me of the time I called a relative’s office.
Me, Dr. D—– available.
No he’s tied up right now.
Me, Well, give him this message: This is Hair Transplant For Men and if he doesn’t pay his bill I’s going to personally come over and snatching the plugs out of his scalp.
I can’t tell him that.
Me, You better tell him that unless you want to see me coming through that door.
I got a call back about fifteen minutes later asking me if I’d lost my fucking mind. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t upright myself. He was so pissed off you couldn’t drive a ten penny nail up his ass with a five lb hammer and was telling everyone what an asshole I was only to have them on the ground laughing about it. By the time I met up with him in person he was still mad, but laughing his ass off about it so much that there wasn’t much he could do but just admit that that was a good one.
get lightfoot in on it too.
Along a 10 mile stretch of I-294 tollway by O’Scare airport in Shitcago, there were at one time 18 Urlacher billboards in the northbound direction, and another 19 in the southbound direction. Some spots with 5 of them in a row. I counted them, it was ridiculous.
Sniffed by Joe Biden