Former Eagles Player Has Cure for Team’s Troubles: Stop Having Sex – IOTW Report

Former Eagles Player Has Cure for Team’s Troubles: Stop Having Sex

 

Breitbart Sports: Former Eagles player and Fox 29 sports analyst Garry Cobb, has a suggestion to help the Philadelphia Eagles get out of their slump: The players need to stop having sex.

Cobb offered his winning solution on a panel on Fox 29 on Monday.

Presumably, the former linebacker was making a little joke, but for many Eagles fans, something has got to change. more

SNIP: As long as there’s advice being offered, may I add to the list?

Stop beating/killing your wives and girlfriends (And children).
– – – Stop cheating on them, too.
Stop doing drugs.
Stop getting drunk.
Stop showboating.
Stop getting arrested.
Stand for the flag.

Anything else?

10 Comments on Former Eagles Player Has Cure for Team’s Troubles: Stop Having Sex

  1. G Cobb was a good egg in Philly sports. He was a good player and a good announcer after retirement. He channels the likability of Charles Barkley.

    The fishrot of the NFL lies squarely in Roger Gotohell’s head.
    The owners deserve to lose all their money for biting the hands that fed them.

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  2. You don’t want bonered up 400LB guys tackling you so it may have the opposite effect, and you might never get near the Ball carrier ’cause he’s running so damn fast to get away.

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