Former Miss Switzerland Finalist Allegedly Dismembered by Husband, ‘Pureed’ in a Blender – IOTW Report

Former Miss Switzerland Finalist Allegedly Dismembered by Husband, ‘Pureed’ in a Blender

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Swiss officials confirmed this week that a former Miss Switzerland finalist met a horrific end when her husband allegedly strangled her to death before dismembering her body, which he “pureed” in a blender.

The murder of 38-year-old Kristina Joksimovic occurred in February this year near the city of Basel in Switzerland. Police arrested her 41-year-old husband, simply referred to as “Thomas,” who later appealed for his release but was rejected. He reportedly confessed to the murder roughly one month after his arrest.

Officials in the case say the murder may have stemmed from “mental illness.” Though he claimed to have committed the murder to protect himself after Kristina allegedly attacked him with a knife, medical experts said they found no sign of self-defense and that her cause of death was by strangulation. After allegedly killing Kristina, Thomas then reportedly proceeded to dismember her body with a jigsaw, knife, and garden sheers. Per the New York Post: more

19 Comments on Former Miss Switzerland Finalist Allegedly Dismembered by Husband, ‘Pureed’ in a Blender

  1. “After allegedly killing Kristina, Thomas then reportedly proceeded to dismember her body with a jigsaw, knife, and garden sheers.”

    Up close and personal, that’s some nasty shit right there. If he drank any of that smoothie he might be a Haitian.

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  2. And I have to agree with Wild Bill. If youre trying to dismantle someones corpse with wholly inefficient gardening and kitchen tools and you keep at it despite the insurmountable challenges those close-in instruments present, thats some SERIOUS hatred right there…

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  3. Uncle Al
    Friday, 13 September 2024, 8:42 at 8:42 am
    “@SNS — I think a Blendtec may be up to the task:”

    …perhaps a few times, but that motor probably isnt set up for continuous duty and doesnt have a lot of cooling, and considering the sheer volume he would have to run through it (assuming his portioning tool/garden shears dont give out) due to its limited capacity, its not going to get a lot of rest for cooling between its heaviest duty cycles…

    …also, what then? He cant drink it, the blood will cause vomiting. Its a good size/consistency for flushing, but if it goes to a septic system it will be discoverable on smell alone. You cant pour it into your garden, the dogs would go nuts.

    Im just not sure what you gain by reducing an entire adult human being to many gallons of bloody frappé even if you CAN pull it off, is what Im saying…

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  4. Also, Ive seen a guy after he was run through an industrial mixer. You definitely wouldnt want an open casket viewing after that, but the bits WERE still recognizably human…

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