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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
“Huh. It’s gotta be around here somewhere,” said the confused 2nd shift Burrito Assembly Specialist as he looked around the facility. “I hope I find it soon because that last order was very, very stressful.”
Sources say the man previously held a prestigious position at Twitter as an Assistant Algorithmic Diversity Intervention and Sensitivity Coordinator making $238,000 per year. He also enjoyed free food, unlimited naps, and the use of 42 conveniently placed “quiet rooms” for transcendental meditation between meetings. more
That room would be the 2nd door on the left.
Inners on the Left
Outers to the Right
Meditation room? It’s right past the employee gym and the handball courts, turn left at the rock climbing wall. Can’t miss it.
Years ago, many years ago…I drove a semi that delivered all of the goods to Taco Bell restaurants….Beef, lettuce, tomatoes, beans, paper goods etc… and the meditation room was where we put the flavor, cuz there wasn’t any…
Just another post-party wake up call . . .
Have you ever had this happen to you too?
https://twitter.com/FredSchultz35/status/1592536293762019328
“Hey. Hey You. Wake up. You were really hammered last night”
“You want some coffee? I’m hungry and want some pancakes.”
“You wanna do it again before we go?”
Hey . . . Hey You
Whastyername
WAKE UP
It’s sad … so sad.
Back when I was carrying bricks, setting up scaffolds, and distributing mortar I had great difficulties discovering the whereabouts of the meditation room, too.
And that was at $2.75/hr – outdoors – rain, snow, or shine.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
GOOD
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OK. This one literally made me laugh out loud.
Hey kid, there’s a bathroom on the right!
I thought that the crapper was the meditation room when you want to escape for a few minutes while doing your business. I hate transcendental meditation and sitar music, the music in the Taco Hell can is probably musak which sucks even worse
He could always meditate on the graffiti written on the bathroom walls. Or is that only a truck stop thing?
@Willy
Wait, they had beef at Taco Hell? I thought they just had TVP?
I’m better off eating cardboard than TB or Mcd’s.
Well some of them prima donna’s can work from home, jut not for Twitter. They’re world has come down around them. I hope they are getting their worse nightmare handed to them by Elon. They can say whatever, it’s what’s being done that matters. Elon is doing what we all wish would happen, and here’s our wish and we can’t believe it! Revel in it, it’s going to get better. Each day I hear that a billionaire lost billions, I visualize them eating at Denny’s conjuring up ways for another scheme.
It’s the room down the hall, son, and don’t forget to wash your hands after you finish “meditating”, ok?
TVP = fake meat made from soy protein.
The little dust cloads that you can actually see form are what still cracks me up the most. 😀
Cload – Cloud
Beep Beep
Go take a dump. Everyone always feels better after taking a dump.
Who goes to Taco Bell anymore?