NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Sources say the National Football League is desperately working to stem plummeting revenues and fan satisfaction over player protests during the National Anthem.
In a conference call with team owners Thursday night, the League reportedly offered the following list of acceptable protest options as long as players stand during the Anthem:
Wear American flag shoe insoles
Silently fart
Cross fingers on left hand behind back
NFL?
NFW.
Completely believable.
Since MJA is trying to lighten things up a bit.
Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and — lo and behold — there sat Russ!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,’For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?’
Russ replied, ‘I have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried Sam. What in the world for?’
‘Well,’ Russ said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said Sam, ‘I remember her. What about her?
‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’.
‘The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.
I do item #2 all the time. Some not so silently. Some enough to make the dogs do a double take and clear the room.
That must make me a super Patriot!
Joe….. http://geaugalaketoday.com/Halloween/Boo%20Snoopy.jpg
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they could sing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXmeP9TvBg
National Felon League.
Homey don’t think so.
Hey NFL, you can try and play both sides but only the liberal fools that refuse to believe the facts can be duped into believing your ploy.
Last game I saw was in the 70’s. I think Joe Namath was playing
There’s always Plan B. The NFL can take a flying ___ at the moon.
No Fans Left.
Fans need to keep the pressure on. Return tickets, cancel season tickets, don’t buy merchandice and when the game comes on TV turn to another channel (the cable people will note the change). Make the owners sweat and have that sweat flow down to the high priced players. This is a chance to turn the league back to America’s game with salaries more in line with reality, owners not blackmailing cities or states to get free billion dollars stadium and tickets that the average fan can afford.
NFL players made my Christmas shopping a whole lot cheaper and easier. . .
We could do two Anthems so everyone gets to participate ! We’ll take the Anthem and The Squatters can have Xanadu !!!
Never took a shine to the nouveau-mooslem pseudonyms the players sport these days.
Why you gotta dis Xanadu? Mein Gotte, she was hot in the 80’s!!!
Okay Reboot , we’ll give ’em … Nigga nigga nigga nigga !!!
I have no problems with blacks but I’m tired of watching Kneegros.
Proving more with every decision they make they are just dumb football players!
well the nfl lost me and my girl years ago.
it wasn’t the recent kneeling.
it was the political bs that has been ramping up for decades.
we turned on college football and turned off the nfl.
we won’t be turning them back again ever.
Don’t expect college football to be immune. That’s where NFL players come from. If there are people on earth more given to a sense of entitlement than college football stars I couldn’t say who they are.
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, THE PARTY’S OVER.
Wasn’t that prophetic!
Boycott.
The NFL is TERMINAL.