NYPost- Even close friends of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a notorious cheater who had numerous affairs while with past wives Emily Black and Mary Richardson, think his new wife, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Cheryl Hines, was crazy to marry him and think he’d be faithful.
In Jerry Oppenheimer’s new book, “RFK Jr.: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the Dark Side of the Dream,” out Sept. 22 from St. Martin’s Press, a decades-long friend of Kennedy and a guest at his August 2014 wedding “was mystified as to why Hines married Bob, since his history as a womanizer had become so public and was intertwined in scandal.” MORE
3rd time’s the charm?
Naaa, she expects him to cheat. That way she will get a good payout when she divorces his ass.
Boy, picture the horse-toothed splotch-skinned Democrappy incubus those two could produce. Blechh!!!
Look, I’m not even a friend of RFK Jr., and I thought that Cheryl Hines was making a big mistake by marrying him LOL.
But, you know, women want what they want. Hines is clearly dazzled by Bobby ‘s lib credentials. To me that would be the biggest red flag of all. Good luck, Cheryl, but I wouldn’t count on a lifetime of happiness with this loser.
It must have her teeth that attracted him. Kennedy’s are big into teeth. He’ll soon tire of her.
Truly one of the slimiest motherfuckers drawing breathe. This woman must be crazy as Norman Bates to be attracted to him.
What Kennedy wasn’t or isn’t a womanizer? They all take after their sleazy master old Joe Kennedy. I can’t stand the Kennedy’s any of them including JFK.
Maybe this time HE’LL hang his own ass out in the back shed like he got somebody to do to his wife.
Then we’ll all have a sad.
And jawbones…..don’t forget the jawbones.
She was torn between boosting her career by adopting a third-world kid or marrying a politician. So, she did what any good little Left-Coast Screwball® would do and consulted her astrologer and “this really spiritual lady who does Tibetan bowls”.
The Kennedy clan was indeed cursed by something, but it wasn’t anything mystical, having to do with the old man. No, they’re cursed by an unholy combination of ego, money and runaway libido. This whole liberal shtick is nothing but cover – a sort of permanent penance – for their excesses and bad behavior.
Her choppers ain’t exactly small. Imagine them kissing and getting those things locked together. Kind of like two bumpers of late-’40s model automobiles. Call the fire department to get ’em apart!
She does realize that his last wife enjoyed her run with him so much that she hung herself in a barn, right?
Those Kennedys, they really know how to take care of their women.
Whatever happens to Cheryl Hines at this point is on Cheryl Hines, IMO.
She’s that lowest form of pond scum, the Kennedy star-fucker.
Just don’t let him drive the Olds’ or fly the Sandpiper…
Like a moth to a flame liberal/progs must nest.
This is also one of the classic tragic traits of women.
Against all objective evidence, including 75 years of historical proof that all Kennedy males are worthless, self centered, mysonginistic scumbags, and even his best friends saying RUN THE FUCK AWAY, she figures that she can change him.
Like you can change ANY of us. AIN’T gonna happen, ladies!
I will now headslap myself in disbelief.
Ouch.
Here’s a picture of Cheryl in 1985 –
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The five words no mother wants to hear:
“Mom, I’m marrying a Kennedy!”
It’s disgusting that this freeloading evil mofo who drove his wife to suicide is hailed by the media for all he does to drive hard working Americans out of business with his EcoFascism.
Moe Tom, I was thinking if he doesn’t behave, she can perform a Bobbit procedure on him or use those mighty sharp incisors.
Thank you for that laugh
They’ll need the Jaws of Life to separate the Jaws of Death
His voice is shakier than Katherine Hepburns’. He sounds like a bleating lamb.
I I used to work with someone who got her hair done by the same stylist who did Ann Freeman ‘ s hair. Ann ‘ s daughter is the ill-fated Carolyn Bessette.
Ann supposedly stated to the stylist that while she wanted her daughter to marry well, she didn’t want her daughter to marry a Kennedy.
I recall vividly that this conversation took place on the afternoon of Friday, July 16, 1999. A group of gals in the office had been talking about the thirtieth anniversary of Teddy driving Mary John Kobe he into the drink, which was to occur over that weekend.
Not eight hours later, J.F.K. Jr.’s plane crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, killing himself, his wife, and one of Ann Messina ‘s other daughters, Lauren Bessette.
Supposedly Ann got $5 million of “marrying well” when Caroline Kennedy settled her wrongful death suit out of court.
The most delightful twist to that curse is that the fat old scumbag drunk rapist Teddy got to live the longest. I actually have thought about this many times and believe that living so long WAS God’s actual punishment to him.
I think that miserable slob must have been internally tortured living with the fact that he was the most evil, worthless, vile one among them yet he survived. I really believe that if ever there was someone that made a pact with Satan it was scumbag Teddy. He betrayed his brothers and Satan took them and the nephew and Teddy lived and was an Agent of Satan.
I can imagine the torment of teddy seeing those dead brothers images as he stood in front of St Peter and was then catapulted down to hell. I hope he is burning right now.
Lol.. good laughs on this topic
I thought you had to be dashing and handsome to get laid, y’know, James Bond-ish.
Turns out ya just gotta have lots of money!
Those two look like they deserve each other.
I dunno, Tim, Ben Franklin died of an STD at a very old age because he was such a cad with he women.
He wasn’t handsome by any means.
Yet his looks are still getting men laid these days.
If you have enough Benjamins in your pocket, you can get all the bimbos you want.
Excuse me. That post should have re-worded in support of your claim.
Mea culpa
That’s why they’re called Benjamin’s!!!
Dating Kris Krispie?
“Mom, I’m marrying a Kennedy!”
“… for a while.”
@Dadof4 – You know the old rule: Every comma in yer bank account adds an inch to yer dick!
Lol
..unless she’s unstable enough to succumb to off-yourself voices.
Does she know the average life span of a Kennedy wife?
Okay, either he has a big Anthony (as in Weiner), the women had vision problems or, as Cindy sings, Money Changes Everything.
Don’t know any other reason why ANYONE would sleep with him.
Marry him? Every time he opens that know-it-all, quavering, big-tooth yap, I want to slap him!
He and She were sitting on a swing one beautiful evening. His dog, Bubba was quietly licking his neck by the swing.
Gee honey, he said, I wish you would do to me what Bubba is doing.
She slapped up right side of the head and screamed. How dare you?
‘Cause by the time he stammered it out, Bubba was licking his balls.
Who gives a fuck? And if anyone does, why?
Nobody should marry or have children by any of the Kennedys . Let that misbegotten genetic line die out.