CFP: What is the “biggest unfinished business for the Obama administration?” According to a report from Bill McKibben, the outspoken climate alarmist who calls for all fossil fuels to be kept in the ground, it is “to establish tight rules on methane emissions”—emissions that he blames on the “rapid spread of fracking.”
McKibben calls methane emissions a “disaster.” He claims “methane is much more efficient at trapping heat than carbon dioxide” and that it does more damage to the climate than coal. Methane, CH4, is the primary component of natural gas.
Apparently, his progressive friends in California agree, as they are now, according to the Wall Street Journal (WSJ): “seeking to curb the natural gas emanating from dairy farms”—more specifically cow manure and flatulence. The August 12 editorial says that the California Air Resources Board “suggests that dairy farms purchase technology to capture methane and then sell the biogas to customers.” It acknowledges that the supposed cure would only be cost-effective with “substantial government subsidies and regulatory credits.” WSJ points out that while California’s proposed regulations might produce the “least GHG intensive” gallon of milk in the world, it would also be the “most expensive.”
I suggest we purchase technology to get rid of all the dumb asses.
A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork
That’s the way we spell New York
I got Methane,
Running around my brain.
Whut?
It has to make sense?
So, butt plugs and extractors for cows?
Does this mean Hillary will finally close her mouth?
what the hell is wrong with those people!?!?!
What a load of bullshit.
Let’s all fart in their general direction. And what if the whole world all farted at once including the cows? Insert your own fart joke here. Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
First they outlaw flatulence.
Then they’ll confiscate your bean burritos.
They’ll have to pry it from my dead cold fingers. (Charlton Heston)
Charlton Heston was buried with a burrito…?
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A kids fart joke, What do bunny farts smell like? Carrots.
If Charlton Heston was buried with a burrito it must’ve been made with Soylent Green. Can you imagine the horrible, putrid smell soylent green farts would make?
And to further inflame the progtards Charon Heston’s burrito was shaped like a gun.
Sometimes my computer (or maybe it’s just me) has brain farts, Charlton Heston
@Geoff: “Charon”? Are you calling Charlton Heston a fairy, man…?
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Brain farts and clumsy fingers. I don’t even know what a Charon is.
@geoff the aardvark and flower guy:
In Greek mythology, Charon carried souls of the newly deceased across the rivers Styx and Acheron that divided the world of the living from the world of the dead.
In other words, he was the ferryman of Hades.
(See what I did there?)
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