Gavin McInnes says these 10 jobs contribute nothing to society and the economy.
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Funny stuff and right on for most of them except for the massage therapist. Mine is not male, but I need that once every month or so appt or my back would die.
I have a few more but in the interest of not pissing anybody off, hold my tongue.
OK, diversity or studies anybody, made up shit.
Not a real job folks, liberal universities invent those so stupid people can pay for tuition too.
If you don’t make, grow, fix, heal, invent new ways, it’s not really a profession, it’s a scam.
Professional trainer, that’s an oxymoron if ever there was one.
Truth in advertising, a whip cracker for lazy field hands.
My wife the environmental engineer, will kill me, engineers make stuff.
Truth in advertising, you’re an environmental sheriff, needed, just not engineers.
Sanitation engineer, oh please.
WHERE WOULD AMERICA BE WITHOUT EQUALITY DIRECTORRRSS??!?!?!?
Sorry, Left Coast Dan, but now that we have equality directors, we will never, ever get rid of them. Even if we achieve complete equality. This is a career, and no amount of actual equality will be allowed to jeopardize their career.
I know a butcher who calls himself a “Protein Engineer Consultant”
For some reason “hired killer” doesn’t go over too well even though it is perfectly accurate for being in pest control.
The longer and more impressive the job title, the phonier and less important the job actually is.
Lawyer
Politician
Sociologist
Social Worker
Human Resource Manager
Human Resource Worker
Legal Clerk
Contract Specialist
Government Historical Manager
Environmental Protection Agent
Just for shitz and giggles:
IRS Agent
The guys in the Post Office who nobody has ever seen do anything
United Auto Worker
Communication Worker of America
Teamster
5th guy on an artillery piece
HOA nosy maggot
Corps of Engineers
izlamo delenda est …
#11 Quality Assurance Specialist. That’s actually MY job title and it’s bullshit! The actual “quality” inspection portion is about 10% of the job, the rest is bureaucratic bullshit and adds ZERO value.
By-the-way, sorry to disagree with #1 & 2 but;
A MASSEUR is the male equivalent of masseuse. I can actually think of a purpose for a masseuse.
David Cross is NOT a comedian, no matter who says he is. His entire existence is Bullshit.
Easy, there RebP.
A real Q. Manager adds value by preventing nonconformances before faulty product is manufactured. Attention to contract, specifications, planning, tooling, procedures, materials, processing and testing are all components of an effective QMS.
Management commitment, workforce training, tools, machine maintenance, workplace conditions also factor into efficiency.
Quality is no accident, and cannot be inspected into the product.
Working in the Quality department is not for those with no backbone-there is constant pressure to cut corners to meet deadlines or increase profits.
A knowledgeable QM can work with management to optimize production schedule or work around unforeseen difficulties.
At no time can he lose sight of the fact that ultimately, he works for the Customer.
I have been making military and commercial aerospace parts for 40 years as a machinist, setup man, planner, inspector and Quality Manager and by now have acquired some perspective of this industry.
The bureaucratic bullshit you mentioned has accumulated over the years because suppliers were not shipping acceptable product. And this was largely because Quality was perceived as an afterthought, not as an integral component of the product. ISO, AS and QS standards were instituted in an effort to interject quality early in the production cycle rather than at final inspection, and if utilized in good faith cannot fail to enhance product.
A part is either right, or it’s dead wrong. I hate sloppy work.
By the way- how much value is in a nonconforming part?
“The quality goes in before the name falls off”