Why did he call the police?
An Atlanta city councilman who voted to withhold funds from the police had his car stolen Wednesday in broad daylight.
The incident unfolded around 11:45 a.m., when Councilman Antonio Brown told officers he stepped out of his car to speak with someone, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. Then, “several males entered his unlocked car and drove away with it,” police said.
Brown told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution the thieves appeared to be kids and one “acted as though he had a gun.”
“You don’t immediately think, ‘Oh, these kids are going to steal my car,’” Brown reportedly said. Brown told the outlet he grabbed onto the back of the car and was dragged down the street before he let go. MORE
The last cops I saw prevent a crime were Reed and Malloy.
“You don’t immediately think, ‘Oh, hockey masked individual is going to steal my life.'”
TEE HEE HEE.
And he spent 5 minutes on hold with 911. See what defunding gets you.
Har har har.
Now, that’s some funny shit right there
When 911 found out who it was they should tell him to call Uber and hang up.
Is this the same Atlanta City Councilman Antonio Brown? Probably pre-arranged payment for something. Let the insurance pay.
Atlanta Councilman Antonio Brown indicted on federal fraud charges
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/atlanta-councilman-antonio-brown-indicted-on-federal-fraud-charges/ar-BB17lpHS
Plus it is a free photo op. Oh please, have pity on me!!!
In other words, Brown admitted that he is so stupid that he’d lose a battle of wits with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
Urk. The anonymous hemorrhoid creamer was I.
He wants to create “a plan to reimagine policing”.
Imagine that! I’m creating a plan to reimagine no weeds in my garden without having to actually work IN the garden, in the hot sun, and not get my hands dirty in the mud. Think it will work?????
“Dey wuz white keeds… I dun saw it… fo’ realz & shit.”
The Immutable Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again!
Dumbass Brown.