This may rub royalists the wrong way.
NYP: Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days.
Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood, with the glaringly obvious penis trimmed into the lush grass overnight, SWNS reports.
It’s unclear if law enforcement is handling the case.
Fancy homes that date to the 18th century form a crescent on this street, known worldwide for having a “perfect lawn.”
A Georgian-themed “grand coronation party” is scheduled for Saturday in honor of King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey in London. MORE
Looks more burned in with bleach or sumptin. Love it.
Poor Queen Charlie. I wonder if he still has his manservant squeeze the toothpaste on his toothbrush for him.
At the bottom of the story full of penile puns it says ” Filed under Coronation of King Charles III, King Charles III, PENISES, Royal Family, Royals”.
I love how they “slipped that in”. 👍🏻😂
Did that to my neighbours driveway last winter. He got a laugh, his wife? Not impressed.
Yes, I laughed. No, I don’t approve. If it’s not your lawn, leave it alone.
Seems legit, seeing as they’re installing a giant penis in Buckingham Palace.
Well Chuck is a globalist prick so……
King Dick.
I didn’t know Megan Markle was in town.
Just someone’s way of saying thank you for cumming.
I have seen that done where the prankster went back over the cut grass with fertilizer. It killed the grass and the grass near the edges grew like crazy. The dick lasted all season and into the next before it got blended away.
Immature, juvenile sexual innuendo. I approve!!!!
It was definitely a dick move.
Somebody call Scotland Yard.
Those electric lawn mowers sure are quiet. This wouldn’t have happened if 2 and 4 strokers still existed in that garden kingdom.
Round Up…the usual suspects.
Can’t tuck that.
Transportation Secretary Buttplug and his husband, Chasm, expressed interest in attending after seeing photos of the lawn’s new appearance.
An apt tribute.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
@even steven:
HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!
Thanks for that wake-up laugh!
If this had happened when the Kings of England regularly executed their subjects for any act of treason against the King, they would have these miscreants drawn and quartered and their remains thrown into a large bonfire and burned to ashes. Think King Edward the Longshanks in Braveheart or any other English King during the medieval time period.
Should have been crowned Queen Chuck 1.
There is hope left for the survival of the commoners.
considering uk “immigrant” policy, it should have been a vagina. they’ll let anything in.
I hope they scalped it and sprayed Roundup on the remains-just so it will stay a long while.