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Former NASA engineer and YouTube sensation Mark Rober swore last year that the “GlitterBomb” legacy he began in 2018 was finished, but that promise went out the window this year when his own car window was smashed in by San Francisco thieves.
In just five short years, Rober used his creative genius to successfully take sparkly revenge on 167 porch pirates, 29 car thieves, and dozens of domestic and international scammers. When he “had the unfortunate realization that glitter and fart spray hadn’t solved all forms of crime worldwide when my own car was broken into,” however, Rober knew his fight wasn’t over. more
My sister-in-law’s family has a unique way of preventing car break-ins in Portland. Rather than lock their cars, remove all valuables, and park their cars in secure locations, they leave the doors unlocked, and leave tribute (cigarettes, candy, drinks, etc.) on the seat in the hope that the thieves will just take the booty without stealing or trashing their car in the process. Apparently, that’s considered to be “normal” in Portland.
Loading these bags with a little C-4 could start to solve this problem.
Porch pirates are just trying to get bread to feed their children.
The thieves all seemed to be dark brown white people.
Watch the rest of his videos. He’s brilliant and funny.
“front toward enemy”