“…Go touch it and see what happens” – IOTW Report

“…Go touch it and see what happens”

Last time I saw one of these, it was in front of a 7-11 and the handset was cut off.

h/t Doc.

44 Comments on “…Go touch it and see what happens”

  1. Look! A manual database of local phone numbers just hanging there belonging to no one!

    That’s messed up. Who do you pay to look up each number? Where is that guy? On a pee break? No wonder we don’t see these any more.

  2. There’s still some around. I think that Bell (Canada eh!) or the other telecoms have to put a specified number around town and service them. Last time I checked each local call was 50 cents but that could have changed. It may not be cost effective but it’s a good practice.

  3. I MISS THESE!! I USED TO CARRY A NAIL IN MY POCKET THAT I USED TO SHORT THE SYSTEM AND TAP OUT ANY NUMBER WITH THE RECEIVER HOOK, ALL FREE OF CHARGE!! THAT AND SNEAKING INTO THEATERS AND OUT OF RESTAURANTS GOT ME THRU MY LEAN TIMES AT UCLA!!

  4. it’s an old war monument to Clark Kent aka Superman but the antifascists / liberals took the “booth” and moved it to an unknown location and all they left was this derelict reminder of the past. oh well, probably doesn’t work anyway……

  5. We were a far more civil society back when there were phones like that. You can call me an old fart, a geezer or whatever but phones like that made people more responsible (for the most part) to keep in contact with others. And God forbid you forgot that you had a curfew and didn’t check in with your parents (or your boyfriend/girlfriend etc.) to let them know them know you were OK and running a little late and would get there as soon as possible. I caught hell more than once for not calling home when I should’ve.

  6. I was talking to ma on the princess phone, which sits next of the directory on the phone table just yesterday.
    Remember those metal directories where you position the pointer next to a letter of the alphabet and push the button and it would spring open to the correct page?

    If only SIRI worked as well. Tired of arguing with that bitch.

  7. Last few years of their lives I would not go near one. Drug dealers had them all staked out and stood close enough to hear them ring. Same thing with pimps n ho’s. You could see the phone’s diseases half a block away. Now all of Obama’s relatives have free phones and we paid for them.

  8. JB in NM August 14, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    Anon: it’s 867-5309

    Duh! Who doesn’t know this? What do we have to do, put in a song for you so you can remember?

  9. Who cares?…it’s a party line anyways…..remember those?…..I had a neighbor who was the last one on the party line and they charged her extra for that privilege….she never figured out why her neighbors were silent….

  10. Have an old Texas Instrument calculator that’s bigger than a book. A nephew saw it, tried to turn it, on but thought it broken. He never saw one that needed to be plugged in.

  11. I was a telephone operator for about five years in the 70s. I’d love the odd call from an elderly lady or gent (got so I’d recognize many of their voices) who always called us “Central”. “Central, what is the correct time?” Great memories.

  12. From the days when there were 5-digit phone numbers:

    Weird little guy with a lisp dials the operator for assistance.

    When she answers he says, “Gimme twee, twee, twee, twee, twee.” (3-3333)

    The operator says, “What was that again?”

    “Gimme twee, twee, twee, twee, twee.”

    Operator says, “I still can’t hear you.”

    Gimme twee, twee, twee, twee. twee!!!

    Operator says, “I’m sorry, sir, you’ll have to speak up – this is a Dictaphone.”

    “Well, Dictaphone up you ass and gimme twee, twee, twee, twee, twee!”

  13. There was one just like that outside a school near me. It hadn’t worked in at least 10 years. One day, I was walking by and saw they were ripping up that whole end of the school. It was all going in the dumpster. I reached out to grab the phone booth, which I would have put in my basement, but stopped suddenly when I saw there was a gigantic bee’s nest in it.

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