Thatβs funny. Is that guy actually decomposing before our very eyes. I expect to see an ear just suddenly fall off one of these days. How can he read his shit with his eyes clamped shut.
8
“We’re gonna need a bigger government”
15
“You go in the cage, the cage goes in the water, Trump’s in the water.”
“We’re gonna need a bigger fraudulent vote…”
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“Oh, the shark bites with his teeth dear
And he keeps them pearly white ….
Look out, big Mack! he’s back!”
(salute to ‘Die 3 Groschen-Oper’ & Lotte Lenya)
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Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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Was that a Great White Racist Shark or a Kamalamako Shark?
8
It’s Squint, captain of the Porka…
“I’ll find her for 3 billion, but I catch her, and kill her for 10 trillion…”
6
Empty calories.
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Thank you shark, do do, do do do do.
6
Nothin’ but gristle and bones.
4
Original shark in Jaws was nick named Bruce….I say we call this one Donald.
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Farewell and ado to you unfair liberal matey…
5
Eating shit only works for dung beetles.
izlamo delenda est …
5
Aren’t you glad that they’re called dung beetles rather than shit eating beetles.
3
Cue the Secret Service showing up at the door of the guy who did this (or maybe the FBI, after they investigate all of the garage door pulls that look like nooses).
3
My fantasy for eight long years, every Christmas the body-surfer spent in Hawaii.
Thatβs funny. Is that guy actually decomposing before our very eyes. I expect to see an ear just suddenly fall off one of these days. How can he read his shit with his eyes clamped shut.
“We’re gonna need a bigger government”
“You go in the cage, the cage goes in the water, Trump’s in the water.”
“We’re gonna need a bigger fraudulent vote…”
“Oh, the shark bites with his teeth dear
And he keeps them pearly white ….
Look out, big Mack! he’s back!”
(salute to ‘Die 3 Groschen-Oper’ & Lotte Lenya)
Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Was that a Great White Racist Shark or a Kamalamako Shark?
It’s Squint, captain of the Porka…
“I’ll find her for 3 billion, but I catch her, and kill her for 10 trillion…”
Empty calories.
Thank you shark, do do, do do do do.
Nothin’ but gristle and bones.
Original shark in Jaws was nick named Bruce….I say we call this one Donald.
Farewell and ado to you unfair liberal matey…
Eating shit only works for dung beetles.
izlamo delenda est …
Aren’t you glad that they’re called dung beetles rather than shit eating beetles.
Cue the Secret Service showing up at the door of the guy who did this (or maybe the FBI, after they investigate all of the garage door pulls that look like nooses).
My fantasy for eight long years, every Christmas the body-surfer spent in Hawaii.
What ever happened to Bobby Titcomb?