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WashingtonExaminer: The Obama administration on Friday proposed five different green energy costumes that people can use for Halloween, including a wind turbine, a solar panel and the terrifying “energy vampire.”
“Energy vampire” is the Obama administration’s term for electrical products that use energy even when they’re not being used, like phones, clocks or appliances that glow. To dress as an energy vampire, the Department of Energy suggests dressing like a vampire and hanging electrical cords around your neck and arms.
“This Halloween, unplug all the unused phone chargers in your house and attach them to yourself for a costume that will fill your friends with terror while saving you money,” the department said. It even provided a picture of the costume in case people can’t picture it. more
“Safe” costumes for little kids.
When a little kid get’s strangled by the electric cords the libturd parents can then sue the govt (us) for suggesting the cords.
How about a costume of an average consumer with a rolled up wad of electric bills shoved up his a**.
That’s the image green energy brings to mind each month I pay my electric bill.
Dress up like Michelle Obama at any given state dinner. That’ll REALLY freak out the neighborhood trannies on Halloween.
Not sure how “green” it would be, but why not just dress up as a gun and point yourself at people and tell them you’re the EPA?
Demonizing tried and true energy usage.
Hmm. OK, I’ll play.
If you see one dressed as fire running down the street – it’s just a costume adjustment I helped them with.
Fire baad ! – Phil Hartman as Frankenstein
Put on Mom Jeans and a pansy bike helmet and go as the first gay president.
I’m going as Kermit the Frog. Is that green enough for ya?
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Just dress like a vegan caveman, that’s where this extreme green nonsense is herding us.
From the article – “”Run blinking LED piping along a hula-hoop and attach some suspenders, decorate your black turtleneck with quarks, bosons and neutrinos, and BAM! You’re a particle accelerator!” the department said.”
Hula hoops and strings of LED lights are a made in China bunch of plastic junk, which probably violates all the laws greenery. AND,
I am quite sure that common core hasn’t taught physics to school children.
The nation is on the verge of bankruptcy and this is what the government is worried about? Pelosi better rethink her statement about the cupboards being bare and there is nothing left to cut.
How about they just cover their bodies in shit and go Trick or Treat as an EPA bureaucrat.
Those teeth remind me of Hillary. Go as her green wooden tooth – the one on the right side in the front.
I don’t see why the obama vampire/undead/zombie/cigarette/chooom smoking costume with a rope neck tie can’t do another year.
Fuck that shit, I’ve decided to dress up as a vintage Cadillac just to piss these dipshits off.
And BTW I find it unacceptably reprehensible to use children as political standard-bearers.
How about a watermelon costume?
MJA, love what you did with his teeth.
And eyes!
Or is that how they are naturally??!
heh! the eyes are great too.
I was going to go as a headless Hitchbot…carrying a sign that said “F*ck Philly”. I guess I could paste a couple of commie slogans on My ass to fit in.
just go dressed all in black, including black face. “black out”. the result of green energy.
I’m going as Barack Obama this year.
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Excellent idea loshonhora.
not as hard as it seems…..just recycle your old Chewbacca costume……voila!
just dress up as John Kerry……combination of Lurch & Frankenstein’s Monster….scare the beejeebus out of the little tikes
go as Social Justice Warrior….a spineless jellyfish with a scabbard full of ‘caring’ rhetoric
go as the 97 lb. weakling of foreign policy in the Charles Atlas commercial…..ok….Barack Obama….
dress up in a pantsuit that looks like the Michelin Man is trying to filling out, wrinkle your face to look like a crone and go as the Banshee from Benghazi