KRON: A 65-year-old Florida woman used a baseball bat to chase away a 300-pound half-naked man.
She says he was trying to break into her car.
She also says he’s lucky she only had a bat.
It was early Sunday morning when Clarese Gainey said that she heard a noise outside her apartment.
She peeked out her window to see a large (police say 300-pound) man, pulling on her car door handle and knocking on its window attempting to break in, all while only wearing his boxers.
“So I grabbed my bat and I braced myself, I braced myself I eased the door open,” Gainey said.
That’s when Gainey says the 5’6″, 300-pound Antonio Mosely charged at her.
Little did he know she was a high school softball player, a 65-year-old slugger. more
5′-6″ and 300#??? Holy Crap!
This!!! ^^^^
🙂
Did she point to the bleachers before she hit him? 😀
Big strike zone. Louisville Slugger might work. Several Slugs in a Mossberg Persuader might be a better choice.
What was michelle obama doing in Florida? And naked, no less. (Didn’t the old lady with the bat reconize obama as obama ran away?)
MJA, she pointed at the light fixture that his balls would bounce off first
@MJA, Hopefully she did! Loved to know what few choice words were added!
Bless this athlete!
Colon Kapperdink, try stealing from this one!
“yeah, dat him, he got dat knot on his head…” LMAO
“”I took that bat and hit him upside the head, said PIYAH, and he said OWW!” Gainey said.”
Just “OWW” ?
The first pitch must been fouled off.
That guy was taller laying down.
Hoy hoy, oh boy, 300 pounds of heavenly joy
Things got METHY!
That really made my day. Thank you, Ms. MJA!
Dude just wanted a few family bags of Doritos and a half dozen foot-longs… jeez! Always gotta cramp a car thief’s style, yo!
He wuz UNGRY!
PI YOW! LOL! She sounds just like my great-grandmother, who was just as tough. Great story.
In Dallas, if he was trying to steal “necessary items” having a value of less than $750, he would not be charged with a crime or prosecuted. Granny, however, probably would have, if she is white.
Amish, I suppose…..
She’s over 50…She can legally use the Miken Ultra II…It’ll
add another 30 ‘ of flight.