American Digest:
A holiday for the rest of us….
Is it too late to suggest that we few, we happy few, we band of Gringos (Gringo regardless of race, color, creed, gender or national origin, of course.) counter-celebrate next Monday as “Don’t Pay Your Illegal Day” and follow it up on Tuesday with “Fire Your Illegal Day,” followed on Wednesday with “Burritos Are Really A Revolting Food Day?”
Who says there’s no good news coming out of this nationwide celebration of misdemeanors and felonies in the millions? This LA Times item Monday Protests Could Hit Local Economy Hard – Los Angeles Times gives hope: “Fernando Lopez plans to close his three local Los Angeles-area Oaxacan restaurants for the day Monday after his approximately 50 employees agreed to observe aplanned immigrant rights boycott then.” MORE
Happy cinco de quatro! — Barack Obama
This cinco de mayo shall be called Kentucky Derby Day.
No tequila. Mint Juleps.
I call it range day with the family and we don’t eat their shitty food or drink their crappy beer.
even steven – LOL
I’d forgotten that little gem. I’ll add it to my 0bama-English/English-0bama dictionary.
I really don’t care for mayo, can we have a GRINGO DE MUSTARD?
Here’s President Trump’s brilliant “contribution”…
https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/992749654533201920
!AY YAI YAI!
That tweet is a hoax but I love it anyway
Not even a Mexican holiday.
One battle in Puebla against the French.
Just an excuse to sell beer and margaritas.
American Beer companies dreamed up this farcical holiday. Only one state in Mexico calls it a holiday. Puebla. None of the many Mexicans I know may have a beer, but not in celebration of Cinco de Mayo.
I’m still trying to figure out why they come up to Las Vegas to celebrate.