ZeroHedge:
To look back and think we thought things were weird in January 2020, when we first reported that Gwyneth Paltrow was selling a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”, is funny. Incidentally, once Covid-19 took hold of the year, Paltrow’s vagina-scented candle wound up turning into one of the more normal stories of the year.
But not unlike the new year’s Covid mutations, the Paltrow-vagina-candle-story has also mutated for 2021. And neither mutation is good news.
It was reported this weekend that one of Paltrow’s vagina-scented candles “exploded into flames” after a woman in the U.K. lit it in her living room. The woman had won the candle as a prize for a quiz, the New York Post reports. more
I guess that thing smells like starter fluid.
That headline really made me laugh. What a freak she is
Damn. Anyone who burns s candle that smells like that fool’s snatch., deserves what she gets.
Funny. Physicians, gynos, all of them. They tell these women NOT to listen to her, the products are all bullshit and some dangerous.
But then those same gynos and physicians will tell you trannies are women. lol.
Holy shit!!!!
That’s one helluva orgasm.
She’s reportedly developing a new cut & paste application for PCs and MACS called “Snatch-It”.
No, it doesn’t have a smell, but it’s icon looks exactly like a hoo-hoo.
Sue her pussy for all it’s worth. Wait, what!
Mmmm ‘Blue Waffles’ 😱
Reports coming in that the whole neighborhood now smells like the shithouse on a tuna boat
She should have named it “This Smells Like My HOT Vagina”.
Wait a minute – does the candle smell like her vajayjay before or after Brad Falchuk?
Inquiring perverts want to know.
😉
When this Story broke…I immediately created a Meme , It has a Pic of
Fred Ward playing Gus Grissom in “The Right Stuff” The Caption ?
“I didn’t touch it…the Snatch just Blew!!!!”
What was second prize?
A can of Friskie’s “Tuna Surprise” cat food?
How much fragrance did they put into that stupid candle???
All scented candles have a certain amount but it needs to be LOW enough that the flame won’t ignite the air due to the perfumes.
Ffs the 5 dollar frys candles I buy smell great and never explode and they’re cheapppp.
Is it a cuntle or a Roman cuntle?
Warm beer and pizza bones
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How disgustingly perverted is it to buy a vagina scented candle?
How much worse is it to light it?
My Petey B is about to light up a new scented candle that smells just like my unbleached elastic starfish!
“During the initial sizeup and attack, the first in engine company couldn’t understand the strong odor of Tuna”.
So paltrow’s Cunt Candles cum with their own orgasm?
https://imgflip.com/i/4uazf0
Did it explode or just squirt fire?
You gotta wonder how many Harvey Weinsteins this talentless tramp had to bang to get her well-worn butt into a movie. Still. on this glorious day, her candle explosion can be considered fireworks in honor of the election of soulmate Heels UP Harris.
I love the smell of flaming vagina in the morning!
@Chasten
Just how bad does your elastic anus smell? Worse than 100 dead whales…1,000 dead mackerels…10,000 dead starfish? How bad?
Your Petey B. should know. Ask him to fill you in.
Why is she sticking her vagina in everyone’s face?
From now on, I will refer to her as Gwyneth Putrid-Paltrow.
Never bought one. I certainly do not want my humble abode reeking like a barrel of rotting fish.