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  1. I never understood why he needed a Secret Persona. You couldn’t threaten him – even by capturing a friend of his…he could kill you faster than you could blink. He could have been just Super All-The-Time and really gotten all sorts of things done!

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  2. The idea of him being a reporter was to demonstrate the extreme difference between his real identity and the false identity. They made the false identity the lowest form of mankind (reporter) to make his super hero real identity even more amazing.

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  3. Actually a journalist with super powers would come in handy. Drop kick some of these DC fuckers back to the Jurassic Era.

    Obama could see how far that shit eating grin and smack talkin’ gets him with a T-Rex.

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  4. What sort of guy goes to a phone booth and changes from a good suit into a weird costume and leaves the suit there for some bum to pick up? He must have spent a small fortune on new suits.

    I liked superheroes when I was 6-10 years old.

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  5. Hambone November 9, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    He could have whipped the Nazis in a day. Where was he when America needed him?
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    Why he was busy porking me of course!

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  6. @MJA –
    “…Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol…”

    NOBODY would ever have suspected that Clark Kent would be seen in public in tights and a Speedo. It was the perfect disguise 🙂

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  7. @MJA
    “Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself????”
    And he worked in a news room, surrounded by “investigative journalists” who couldn’t figure it out for years.
    Proves my point…(see above)

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