Happiness is a warm gun – IOTW Report

Happiness is a warm gun

Ma’am, That’s Not A Holster

Waco police pulled a loaded handgun from a woman’s vagina late Monday evening after a traffic stop led to a drug bust, officials said.

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35 Comments on Happiness is a warm gun

  1. Actually it was a holster or, more correctly, a scabbard. The Roman Legionnaire’s short sword (gladius) was sheathed in a scabbard called a vaginae.

    vagina (n.) from specialized use of Latin “sheath, scabbard.”

    The Roman tabloids of had great fun with centurions sheathing their gladius in Roman society matron’s vaginae.

  2. Joe Biden says it will protect women from rape. You know, like going out on you porch and shooting off a shot gun will protect you from other types of criminals.

    Plus, he has perfect way to place it. Let him show you.

    Ewwuu, just made myself sick.

  3. Apparently, she uses little discretion towards what she does with herself. I would have to throw it away after taking a cutting torch to it. I bet she lies when her ads say “Disease-Free”.

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