Happy Birthday, FLOTUS! – IOTW Report

Happy Birthday, FLOTUS!

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump Visit India.
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22 Comments on Happy Birthday, FLOTUS!

  1. In her honor I did the Marilyn Monroe version of happy birthday. I changed the words Mr. President to First Lady Melania. While the singing, in my opinion, was pretty good, the dress didn’t fit very well.

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  2. @ Hanover

    Damn, I just used the last page of the May issue of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC in the Toof outhouse… did you happen to see Mooch in there tossing turds at the TV?

    The magazine, not the sh!thouse.

    BTW, how does one say Happy Birthday to FLOTUS in five languages? 🙂

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  3. She’s such a classy woman. Humble, too.

    The last First Lady that didn’t embarrass the nation was Laura Bush. Before her, Nancy Reagan. Before her, Rosalind Carter.

    The standard of embarrassment is that racist slob michelle obama. The theiving hillary clinton is right up there with her/him.

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