KFI:
There are haunted houses and then there is McKamey Manor. The Summertown, Tennessee attraction is so horrific that anyone brave enough to make it through it will get themselves $20,000. This year’s experience is called “Desolation” and the Manor’s owner promises a “new level of extreme horror” during it, but it’s not for just anyone.
Before visitors can go in the haunted house, they have to be screened via Facebook, video chat or phone, pass a background check, undergo a drug test, prove they have medical insurance, sign a 40-page waiver, complete a physical, and have a doctor’s note to prove they are physically and mentally fit for the fearful experience. Read more
Come on, I bet Joe Biden could cruise through this thing. The man is so abysmally dense that he’d hardly notice anything peculiar..
Aren’t those the same basic requirements needed to tolerate the liberal lefties?
I’m surprised a Navy Seal or some other kind of operator / snake eater hasn’t taken them up on the offer.
There’s probably bugs
Lazlo must decline.
Shit, Bill Clinton could do it! Look how long he’s been married to Hillary and he’s still alive…I think.
…it’s full of Democrats. And you have to listen to EVERY speech by EVERY one, INCLUDING the MSNBC climate change roundtable AND the LGBT Summit.
…but NO one EVER makes it past the Lifelike Smell Hillary, but it’s said the shadow of Sasquatch…or WORSE…lurks beyond…
SNS…that’s even more horrible than I could imagine!
I have a deaf and dumb neighbor who could do it blind folded.
Yes! A house full of Democrat demon candidates, each performing their “service” on you while you’re strapped down:
Bernie Sanders: An hour-long, yelling, screaming, spittle-filled lecture about Trump and the merits of Socialism.
Joe Biden: Sniffing, fondling and rambling without end. Joe finally falls asleep and then, you’re passed to:
Elizabeth Warren: A nagging lecture on how bad you are and how virtuous she is while she guzzles beer and shoots dope while nancing around pretending she can dance.
Kamala Harris: Tries to seduce you over and over and gets angrier each time you reject her. She finally morphs into the ugly witch she actually is.
Hillary Clinton (oh yes, she’ll run): Naked massage, full body oiling ending in a thigh headlock ‘snuggle session’ while cackling uncontrollably. She puffs up into a blimp and explodes on you with a near-terminal mix of flatus and a Vodka lunch gone bad.
Pete Buttigeig: [too gross – redacted|
…dude, I grew up in the Carter Administration. I got MARRIED. I watched my son being born. I’ve been audited by the Federal Government both at work AND at home.
…you’re NOT gonna scare ME…
…you left out the part where Hillary actually makes you TOUCH the “Medical Device” on her back, @Jimmy, but otherwise, spot on…
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SNS, it’s all in “…your mind…your M I N D…” 🙂
Uncle Al
OCTOBER 27, 2019 AT 7:48 PM
“I’m surprised a Navy Seal or some other kind of operator / snake eater hasn’t taken them up on the offer.”
…you’re not allowed to touch the actors.
I work with a guy who used to board ships off Iraq.
He’s a good man, but he, like most SFs, was trained to automatically be pretty, uh, “Touchy”…
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“OK boys, now hand over the dough.”
You ain’t seen nothin’…
Wait until you get down here and it’s all free!
If they are offering that kind of money, I imagine they have it well thought out regarding people’s phobias. That means there will be snakes. I will pass.
They must have my first wife on retainer.
Jimmy
OCTOBER 27, 2019 AT 8:52 PM
“SNS, it’s all in “…your mind…your M I N D…””
…damn, thought I could sneak a Kuato past you, I was wrong, I apologize…
Looks like this means all of Californicate’s homeless are disqualified based on the drug test alone.
So- that doesn’t seem to be a haunted house but rather- willing torture victims?
I tried to watch part of a video and got a check in my spirit.
Messed up, dark stuff.
He basically gets people to let him torture them with the promise of money if they can withstand it.
I think not.
I hear they’re already working on next year’s haunted house, and it’ll put this one to shame. Just the name sends shivers down my spine: La Casa de Venezuela.
This guy Russ McKamey has figured out a way to run a “legit” torture chamber. Not at all a “haunted house”. His vids depict straight up human torture and bodily injury for hours on end. He’s sick and I think his clients are too. No idea why they would do this and really don’t get how he gets away with it.