Patriot Retort:
During last night’s CNN marathon townhall on Climate Change, Joe Biden suffered from a bloody eye.
I mean, let’s not jump to conclusions or anything. Who doesn’t spontaneously bleed from the eyes? It’s totally normal and not at all a sign that bloody Joe Biden is too sickly to run for President of the United States.
This is Joe Biden’s “dropping like a sack of potatoes and having to be hoisted into the Scooby Van” moment. MORE
DARPA is going to try
To censor the internet lies.
In their wildest of dreams,
They’ll shut down all our memes,
But they still can’t hide Biden’s red eye.
I actually had a small version of this a few years ago. I was worried, went to the hospital…. they said most often, not a big deal. It can be caused by sneezing and jacking up your BP… and I sneeze like a bomb going off…. and it hasn’t happened again…… yet.
But, for Biden, it’s probably a sign of the dreaded Herpes 12 …..a providential disease afflicting those who grope little girls. It’s accompanied by dementia and eventually symptoms resembling Kuru.
“Joe” if we can even call him “Joe” is obviously reptilian. Caught shape-shifting, this bipedal lizard was goin’ all swedish during the debates cuz’ he got hungry around so many hoomans.
They will possibly spin it like they did the McCain blood clot. The one they had scheduled 2 months earlier to remove after rushing McCain to the hospital?
I’ve had a blood clot, it’s not something you schedule to have removed.
Even though it does explain the obvious brain damage,,,in both.
Shouldn’t be an issue so long as he changes his iPad regularly…
it’s bad when a serious article sounds as if it should have been on “the onion” or “babylon bee”.
i laughed way too hard at this.
This was a big fuckin deal!
Ya shoulda seen it from my side!
I mean, it was like, y’know … uhh … wait a sec … I was ritin bout sumptin and I forgot where I was going with this … sniper fire in Bosnia? … no … that was that bitch woman … man … my thot flitted away like a little bird …
As Trump would say, he’s bleeding from his whatever!
It’s like the ending to ” Flowers for Algernon”
Except Joe never got a chance to be smart for a while.
Joe just can’t get out of his own way.
Howard Schultz is out. Says he doesn’t want to help reelect Trump. More flies on the floor.