Marathon runner has no idea his junk is out during race.
Oh, I’m thinkin’ maybe he did…
*Warning: You can see his link at the link*
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He was well aware, and was into some personal advertising that a lot of people would see but did not cost anything extra.
What a dick.
Pretty brazen.
He entered the race identifying as a female.
I didn’t see two nuts or a butt. Oh well, big deal over nothing.
How in God’s name can a man run 26 miles with his testicles unensconced in at least a jock? Not much holding those boys down. 10-1 he is peeing blood now
Most popular athlete in San Fran today.
If it feels nice out.. leave it out.
LOL @ Davy
He was trying to beat his meat across the finish line.
I didn’t see Nuttin.
No problemo, that smiley face covered everything.
If you see something, say something.
Or not.
Frank & Beans
Some people run in honor or remembrance for a loved one who died of cancer or in a war. This guy must have dedicated his run to the memory of Anthony “Carlos Danger” Wiener. And why not? That rouge Wiener played a small, or as it was reported large, part in ensuring Hillary lost.
May this guy run every year so we call all take a moment out of our busy day to reflect and give thanks to Anthony “Carlos Danger” Wiener and his ever so full of himself’s ego and their combined sacrifice to make the world a better place. (Wiener is in jail and Hillary is NOT in the W/H).
Oh boy, is Mooch mad after he was told that just because the runner did it he still couldn’t let his junk hang out in public!
He knew. People just know when their genitalia are exposed. Women know when their tits are on display
tits a floppin? balls a slappin? flaps untucking? wanker winkin?
…. duct tape … every athletic event should have a ready supply on hand for all such ‘wardrobe malfunctions’
… good for first aid too!
Reminds me of the joke first heard in grade school 50 years ago.
When told his zipper was down a man asked with a smile, “Oh , Did you see my Cadillac ?”
The reply, “No. I only saw a VW with two flat tires.”
He needs to recall George Castanza’s advice about shrinkage.
Only run on cold wet days when shrinkage shrinks and the boys pull up tight for warmth.
Did she say Eggplant & hueavos ? Eggplant is a new one.
Must have run Balls to the wall
Could have been worse. Anyone recall the ultra marathon dude from a few years back who crapped all over himself and kept going. I’m not sure he was aware of it – he seemed in a mental fog at the time.
Blink. How are you gonna tease us like that and not provide video???
He was in the running zone where all you concentrate on is the rhythm of the breath. Any change like stopping to redistribute the wealth means you might not have what it takes to get it going again.
As least that’s how it is for me
But I don’t wear tiny shorts either
She said they weren’t going to show the uncut version, so I guess he wuzn’t circumsized…
MJA – you asked…
https://images2.houstonpress.com/imager/u/original/6721712/marathonpoop.jpg
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Does he dress on the left?
Not clicking that link, not gonna do it. LOL
Oh Shit here come the Squirrels and they mean business, this time they want that fancy Nut Bag Too !!!
@MJA – no video, this is as near I will go;
https://www.reddit.com/r/running/comments/2tgpor/what_happened_to_the_runner_who_shit_himself/ .
Sorry about the S-word. I dislike it’s use. A personal position ever since my grandfather here me use it, and said, “You just had something in your mouth I wouldn’t hold in my hand.”
Heard. Not Here.
And if you really must see a picture. There are many pics of posters about Dedication showing him in his, ah, situation, to be found on the internet.