Patriot Retort: Move over Neil Sedaka. There’s a new calendar girls lover in town.
On Monday, the New York Times quoted Joe Biden comparing the search for his perfect running mate to searching for calendar models.
Yeah, really.
He loves, he loves, he loves his Calendar Girls
You can bet being a bachelor on The Dating Game has been on D’oh Joe’s Bucket List since HS.
So I guess that leaves Herr WHitler out of the running, unless the calendar Slow Joe is referring to was put together by Field and Stream.
Did I see a water spout in the photo or was that just her farting?
Sorry, off topic, but just a bit.
I watch the enemy. Did any of you watch Eric Holder on the Chris Hayes show (I know, scraping the barrel) tonight?
He looked pale for a black man, and worried. He should be.
I must admit that I was one of those “bullshit, nothing’s going to happen ” guys…but I’m feeling quite well and jazzed tonight.
Cheers to MAGA/KAG!
ol’ Stacey ain’t looked that good in ……. forever!
there’s a reason her last name is ‘Abrams’
(it’ll come to ya)
Notice the wave broke locally just behind her. It was afraid to get any closer.
Is that a whaling ship just of the coast?
That suits me just fine. I like big girls too.
I think that’s an old photo of Abrams, taken before she really started putting on weight.
“Beware the Flabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Biden Biden bird, and shun
The frumious Votersnatch!”
Remember all the hand-wringing and pearl-clutching of the press when Mitt Romney said he had a binder full of women he was going to appoint? I expect crickets now.
How many does Joe need to sniff before he decides?
“So Joey, you chose the SHEBOON behind doors number one, two, and three!
Congratulations..just make sure you keep your fridge full!
Ladies, remember that Joe Biden totally committed to having a female VP.
Qualifications, integrity, intelligence, experience, and so on are moot. The only criteria he suggested in his VP choice was a vagina. Talk about demeaning.
That is the Democrat party…you are important to them only if you have a vagina. Shallow identity politics. You Democrats must be so proud to have a deviant, demented, corrupt fool as your candidate.
@Braden Lynch — Maybe Joey will try to pander to everybody (is that “pan-pandering”?) and pick someone who’s genetically and physiologically female but who declares herself to be a transgender male homosexual drag queen.
Stacey Abrams will be Miss April-May-June since it’ll take 3 pages to fully display that huge carcass.
Why is she in the picture?
She appears neither clean nor articulate
That fatty has nothing on kamala harris: harris is already on her knees, doing what she knows best.
If Fat Adams tried that, she’d never get up.
Hey now, Ya’ll be nice now. I’ve been helping big girls for more then 15 years…..They don’t know how to git the stink bait on the lure and how to strategically reel it in….It’s all about cat fishin’….you all have dirty minds
“Heard you liked me.” “I do, but, hey Joe, STOP. That’s not my vajayjay.” “Aw, c’mon man. For 8 years I was told…Oh, sorry. Turn around.” “STOP! Wash your hands first, you idiot.” “How’d ya like to be my number 2?” “I’d be delighted to be your number 2.”
He won’t choose Stacy; she doesn’t pass the “sniff test”.
@willysgoatgruff:
Yes.
While she ran for gov., she was crying about the loans she defaulted on, the fact that she’s scatterbrained with money and then she had the balls to say she was going to balance Georgia’s checkbook. LOL!
Too late Joe, Stacy just accepted a position at Sea World performing 5 shows daily to amazed crowds.
So hideous it musta made the exaulted elastic starfish shrivel up and head for the hills…