‘He wanted to build an 80 million square foot Italian restaurant, located underwater, and capable of seating 30 million people at once.’

16 Comments on ‘He wanted to build an 80 million square foot Italian restaurant, located underwater, and capable of seating 30 million people at once.’

1. How much meth and fentanyl did that take?

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2. Put the Bong down now!

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3. I’m not shocked. Biden wrote similar checks for Ukraine a few times a year.

   And Jeff Waters looks like a Biden clone.

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4. i’m thinking that he shoulda drawn a shelf under the last zero to keep that number from falling down like a loose Slinky…

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5. Who does this stoned jerk think he is. Elon Musk he ain’t.

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6. I wonder who’s account that check was written on.

   Imagine the person’s surprise when the bank calls and tells him he’s overdrawn.

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7. I think he wanted an Italian restaurant because his skull is full of nothing but Pasta e Fagioli.

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8. I admire a man who thinks big. Maybe he has more in common with Elon Musk than you think – albeit without the actual money.

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9. Go big or stay homeless.

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10. I wonder what Cousin Eddy is up to these days.

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11. If he had only signed it Maxine Waters, he’d have gotten away with it.

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12. Maybe he’s a southern Italian. They do like seafood. Mmmm. Is it lunchtime?

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13. “Small bills please”

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14. Look for this democrat to get elected to congress.

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15. Look, his name: Jelly Waters. It’s what his brain is made of.

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16. …and I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!