Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
A Georgia ‘Slip & Fall” Personal Injury Lawyer, Gene Brooks, is hearing lawyer shark jokes from colleagues and friends on social media as he recovers from a shark bite that sent him to the emergency room. Brooks, of Savannah, says a shark bit him as he was swimming in the Wilmington River on Sunday, reports Savannah Now. He received 23 stitches, 20 of them in his arm and three in his chest. Experts say the likely culprit was a bull shark that can survive in fresh and salt water. The shark may have mistaken Brooks for food because of murky waters caused by heavy rain. more here
Somebody get the shark some antibiotics!
bet that left a bad taste …
“The shark may have mistaken Brooks for food … ” … yeah, ‘human’ is food. eating lawyers is cannibalism
‘eating lawyers is a good start!’
I know, they are not always gems, but I’m citing historical Karma Here!
“The Shark spent the next two hours licking its own asshole…
trying to get the taste out of it’s Mouth”
So no professional courtesy/honor among thieves these days, eh?
Yeah, CC…no professional courtesy!?!?
“No-one will mourn one less lawyer in the world.”
Louis Cyphre
” Winesap? Oh he’s dead. Nasty accident. Don’t worry. No-one will mourn one less lawyer in the world – there’s death everywhere these days Johnny. But what gives human life its worth… anyway? Because someone loves it, hates it? The flesh is weak, Johnny. Only the soul is immortal. And yours belongs to ME.”
How does he sue the shark?
No self respecting shark would bite John Morgan.