Earl of Taint: Gas Bombs. They blame this one on pool chemicals. Oh sure. They say the pool guy mixed muriatic acid and chlorine (which releases chlorine gas that’s very hurtie if we breathe it too much), but all of us here know what really clears a pool, or an office, or the East Room. This wasn’t chlorine gas. This was a point blank, full-strength Moosemallow. MORE
What doesn’t kill you makes you STRONGER!
Pools and hot tubs supercharge your immune system.
Usually.
“It’s OK…I think it’s a Baby Ruth”
Owebama, Mooch, and Reggie were all sitting in a Hot Tub, when suddenly
a large plume of (censored by MJA) floated to the surface..
Mooch was heard to say…”All right, Who farted?”
Isn’t there supposed to be a blue ring around #1 ?
Carl nailed it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
Another reason, a friend just sent a snapshot today of a sign at the retirement home her mother-in-law lives in ‘Persons having currently active diarrhea or who have had active diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water’. I told her so I assume the pool was empty?!
Darn Doc ya beat me to it…!
Hi-la-ri-ous.
Can’t remember the last pubic pool I was in.
Rivers
Lakes
Ocean
Then Pool
In that order.
We got to go to the officer’s pool
at the Naval Base in Charleston.Didn’t
worry about bio hazard back then.People
were more civilized back then also.The pool
was like 12′ at the deep end and was long enough
for a nuke sub.There was a 137′ high dive
well before lawyers & insurance companies put
a stop to it.My buddy and I would swim underwater
with a mask and when a young lady went off the high
dive we were waiting… Very educational for a 12 year old…10 cent Mountain dew with real cane sugar and the best dam 25 cent cheez burger all the way!
Aunty Maxines Pool Rule #49
No Blue-Green stuff in the pool
Hubby and I got married in ’94. He had his scuba cert, I did not. We were to honeymoon in the Caymans. Diving is practically mandatory. I had to earn my cert before the trip so as to not piss away precious time obtaining it on the honeymoon.
So I did it through the YMCA.
In downtown Charlotte.
In the city pool.
After my first day in the pool wearing goggles that showed me everything floating I insisted on wearing a wetsuit and swimcap.
Ew. Just…ew.
Got a get the damn Labs out of my pool before I swim every night. It’s like they’re waiting on the bar maid.
How about a refreshing dip in this chowder of human secretions?
No thanks!
Shouldn’t the pool have a sign saying “Absolutely No Debriding”
Take a look around when you’re out and about in public. Do you see anyone that you want to share bath water with?