Here’s what’s going on in Chicago…

Cook County judges ordered to take sexual harassment class as Criminal Court judge is yanked from the bench.

Wow. Even the headline sounds like sexual harassment.

There’s a guy who happened to rob the same woman twice at knife point. Is that how they ask a girl out on a date in Chicago?

Phony Uber driver kidnaps and robs passenger, gets arrested. Why didn’t he just apply for a job with Uber?
“State records show that Means was paroled in July 2015 after serving 18 years of a 32-year sentence for murder.”
oh.

Chicago’s Divvy bike share program reports massive thefts. Over 500 of them! And they’re using them to do ride-by shootings. It’s a vicious cycle of crime.

Things you don’t want to read in your city’s tourism guides: If you want to get robbed in Chicago, River North is the place to go. It is now the #1 police beat for robberies citywide.

Why are gold-medal criminals stealing tires and catalytic converters in the North Side?

Insatiable Burglar targets Asian restaurants. A day later, he’s robbing them again.