How You Know You’re Getting Older. Ty Barnett
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You know yer getting older when you join a dating site and they turn you down saying you need to be on the Carbon Dating site…
when your boobs race to the bottom…
I’m not as good as I once was.
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But I’m good once as I ever was.
And you have to pee more than once a night.
…when you can no longer trust a fart.
AnonTrooper …when you can no longer trust a fart.
I only had that problem once when I came back from working in Mexico, then it took me a week before I could fart with confidence!
You know youre old when “going out” with your wife means “to Tractor Supply”.
“fart with confidence”
Now, there’s a thought you don’t hear very often!
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When you realize that you have been screwed by the republican party.
You know youre old when you remember a time doctors actually healed people, Disney didnt try queer your kids, and schools taught math instead of calling it racist.
You know you’re getting older when…
✔ …you’re sitting on the john loathing having to ‘finish up.’
✔ …you wonder why it’s so hard to step into your underwear while balancing on one foot.
✔ …you can no longer button your shirt in the dark.
✔ …8 hours of sleep results in a ‘full tank’ of rest when it didn’t used to.
✔ …you go to bed at 9 and wake up at 5 thinking you’ve over-slept.
✔ …you feel better if you eat dinner at 4:00 p.m. like a bunch of old fogeys.
geoff the aardvark TUESDAY, 15 JULY 2025, 18:34 AT 6:34 PM
More than once!? Minimum four or five times and NEVER get more than two hours at a time without having to get up. Thankfully, one of the dogs immediately take your spot (to keep it warm, right?) and then won’t move when you come back.
…you paid off your student loans…
You know you’re getting older when …………………………. why am I typing into this little box
How about this Tom:
I’m not as good as I used to be…
In fact, I never was.
“when your boobs race to the bottom…”
That’s all the rage now. Don’t ask me how I know. I think everyone got tired of silicon sisters.
I fight age tooth and nail. I’d like to say I’m winning. I’d like to.
Woo hoo, I’m only up once tonight at 12:45 AM, it’s gonna be a good night. Had to let Kirby out as well, he needs to pee too.
Old…carry spare under ware hidden in the car, to be safe.
Guy’s funny!
how about when giving a strait honest answer and being considered passive aggressive. current culture can’t handle straight truth or logic.