AM: Hillary Clinton is very important, and she can’t be bogged down by pesky things such as boats or waiting.
The presidential candidate, who is endlessly trying to tell factory workers in Ohio and Pennsylvania that she’s one of them, jetted approximately 20 miles from Martha’s Vineyard — where she was last night partying with President Obama — to Nantucket for a fundraiser on Saturday. more
And she lights her cigars with Bills 100 dollar bills.
must be to difficult to nap in traffic.
Broom still in shop
How Green of her. Who the hell does she think she is, AlGore?
The queen’s business requires haste.
Total setup with a body double to counteract all the “short circuits.”
Gets better mileage than her broom?
AirSoros delivers. Now it’s her turn.
Which amendment are you selling this time, Hillary? Maybe the Third? Will we have to take “Syrian refugees” into our homes now?
Your time is coming soon, bitch.
Well, at least she didn’t fall down the stairs. Dammit.
Too bad Teddy Kennedy wasn’t around to offer to drive her.
Too bad JFK Jr. wasn’t around to be her pilot.
Too bad the Edmund Fitzgerald doesn’t make that voyage.
Are you catching my drift?
What an overentitled bitch.
I guess being green and biking wasn’t an option.
What’s that ballooning behind her ass?
Oh, that IS her ass!
She was in a hurry to reach her life support systems already in Nantucket. Something happened, no time to drive.
Ya never know, BLM may have had the highway blocked.
Perpetual diarrhea is a bitch on a 30 minute limo ride.
She had to be discreet so she could empty her catheter tank at 30,000 feet.
She should have taken a nice quiet ride to the island on the Hindenburg. 👿
She’s on her last legs. Satan’s ready to collect his reward.
Q. Did Hillary Clinton fly 20 miles in a jet from a party to a fundraiser?
A. According to flight plans, Hillary actually flew from one airport to another airport, and not from a “party to a fundraiser”. Upon further checking, it turns out that the “party” was actually a dinner, and the “fundraiser” was in fact a charity event. We also checked the distance from airport to airport, and it turned out to be 22.7 miles.
Status: FALSE
This rich old broad from Nantucket
She had to pee in a bucket
When she went to the loo
occupied by a few,
She’d scream at her guards
and shout FUCKIT!
If Trump had done this it would have been on the front pages of damn near every newspaper and the lead story on TV/Cable news with the appropriate talking heads being appropriately outraged.