DonSurber:
Not content with dissing Donald Trump, Hillary decided to give Melania lessons on being a first lady
Hahahaha.
I could be mean, and post some of Hillary’s more fashion-challenged moments from the 1990s, but why bother?
We know that absent her political ambitions, she’d be professor emeritus of gender studies and feline grooming at Wellesley, blocking people on her Twitter, grousing about the election, and emptying way to many bottles of Chardonnay.
Bill Clinton spared her a life of bitter obscurity.
Somehow she managed to turn that into very public bitterness, but some people are born unhappy and stay that way.
Which leads to Hillary’s swipe at Melania. MORE
SNIP: From Chelsea’s wedding.
I can’t think of one thing that smelly bitch could teach Melania. Other than how to spit or swallow. Hilary’s got to get it together and just put a gun in her mouth.
I knew people who had to deal with the wench when she was FLOTUS and they thought she was nothing short of being possessed by demons. Yeah, that’s Hillary’s charm.
SNL didn’t stray to far in getting a lesbian to play her.
How did that silly imprint on rear view mirrors in the eighties used to go? Objects near your rear are larger than they appear? No. Objects in your rear are closer than you think.
Something like that.
You know. It’s when we all realized that the objects near our rear was BIG GOVERNMENT GONE WILD.
The golf ball retweet sent her over the edge. Which is ironic…
https://mobile.twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/758864218439286784?lang=en
was Hillarity a brides maiden at her daughters wedding?
She was mutha of the bride. That’s the dress picked out for her. Even worse, that may be what Hillary picked out for herself. The dress came from the Disney store.
Security detail: Good morning Mrs. Clinton.
HRC: Fuck off!
Haha, thw Disney Store. That’s good, mja.
Actually, I think it is the same dress my daughter took to Goodwill.
advising her on the hang time of glass and metal ashtrays.
Not until that scrunt is in a orange jumpsuit in a court room.
Hill’y can teach Melania , how to Piss in a Bottle and Shit in a Cup !
Bill Clinton spared her a life of bitter obscurity.
That is the most perfectly succinct description of the Clinton marriage I have ever read.
Two criminal business partners who wake up ever day (rarely in the same bed) and start the day scheming how to screw people out of their money.
every
“she’d be professor emeritus of gender studies and feline grooming at Wellesley”
That explains her chronic coughing. She’s hacking up fur balls.
When I see that last picture, what comes to mind is a goat broke into the set of American beauty and ate the entire truck of roses, then threw-up on Hillary.
She wears the goat as well as she looses gracefully.
Someone pass the brain bleach, our country has a stain that needs to be removed.
MSG Grumpy
Oh, sure, Hillary…you’re got a lot to teach the FLOTUS !!
Where, oh where, do you get your clothing?
They look like rejects from a Barnum & Bailey yard sale!
http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/08/Clinton-fashion3.jpg
Everything I needed to know about Hitlery I learned from the book “Hell TO Pay”, whose author sadly was one of the victims of American Airlines Flight 77.
“Thank you for your advice Mrs. Clinton, but that stuff’s been out of style for decades.”
And the caption for “From Chelsea’s Wedding” should be, “As Gawd as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”
Who’s more delusional, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, or Hillary? All three believe their own lies.
Just to boost our moods, I would love to see a post with photos comparing the clothing choices of Shelly Antoinette, Hitlery and Melania Trump.