WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Authorities are warning the public to be aware of a high number of children expected to be masquerading as Hillary Clinton this Halloween. Specific concerns are children pretending to collapse on porches, sidewalks, and possibly even streets.
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Do not be alarmed if they’re leaning on your mailbox when mom pulls up in the minivan and gives them the van-toss.
I’m hiring clowns to protect my house just in case some of these demons show up and pass out.
We don’t ever get any trick-or-treaters. Wearing a Hillary costume would be suicidal in my neighborhood.
Pumpkin orange – her favorite color!
Don’t forget to put out your Hillary
jack-o-lanternsjack-wagons.Warning also, Hillary costumed trick or treaties may also be found defecating on your sidewalks, curbs, driveways, and lawns.