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Hillary’s biggest campaign expense must have been Make-up

Thursday, 17 November 2016, 22:30 MJA Uncategorized 38

PatriotRetort: The campaign is over.

The private plane has been denuded of its Hillary accoutrements. No more “Stronger Together” emblazoned on the side.

The army of staffers are decommissioned and the hillaryclinton.com email addresses quietly removed.

All that campaign money to create the façade of a future president silently dries up.

And if Hillary’s first public event since her concession speech is any indication, the phalanx of beauticians and make-up artists who transformed this walking corpse into a living human being for every public event have also been let go.

Maybe it was Maybelline.

Yesterday, Hillary appeared at a gala for the Children’s Defense Fund and went on stage looking like a few hundred miles of bad road.

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38 Comments on Hillary’s biggest campaign expense must have been Make-up

  5. I’m glad she’s gone.
    That Bitch caused no small consternation in my house low those many years ago when she went after “greedy doctors” with the Swimmer. We altered career choices because of her, may she become satan’s spittoon and amalek’s piss pot.

  6. & to paraphrase the Wicked Witch of the West (of whom the Hildabeast is obviously kindred) … “ARRRRRGH! — YOU CURSED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! I’m MELTING! Melting! Oh — what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good man like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?! ARRRRRGH! I’m going! I’m going! I’m gone!… “

  16. Late stage alcoholism at 69 ain’t pretty.

    Plus her Parkinson’s.

    Plus whatever illegal drugs she and Bill acquired a taste for since their Mena Arkansas cartel days.

  17. The children of the left have determined Hillary got way more votes thank Trump. So she should be president.
    But, they fail to subtract the 3-5 million illegal votes she received.
    Remember Obama telling illegals to go ahead and vote anyway.

  19. Her left eye and down that side of her face look bruised.

    Harry Reid’s exercise accident, or falling down drunk, or Bill threw something back at her? That looks like a big shiner.

  24. Her life long dreams of power and total control have been crushed. The only logical thing for her to do now would be to order a hit on herself. Though nothing short of impalement on a splintery shaft of hardwood would be a suitable method of death for the evil bitch.

  34. Would you miss her?
    Really?
    Does anyone care what happens to the old bag (outside of justice, that is)?
    Bill doesn’t (he prefers young chickens in their 50s).
    Chelsea doesn’t (2 way split is better than a 3 way).
    Obola doesn’t (1 less embarrassment).

    izlamo delenda est …

  35. Drinking out of my New Breitbart cup has given me amazing powers of observation.
    Gone are the blue contacts (because people trust people with blue eyes)
    Gone is the Preparation H around the eyes (to hold the drinking bags under control)
    Gone is the shampoo (and probably showers, too)
    Gone is the one thing she could have won without: The Mask.
    It took losing her bid for power for her to drop the great pretense every moment of every day.

  36. I’m all for reducing the number of bad actors paraded before us day after day after day. I hope she has a hobby that keeps her out of the ‘news’ for a long, long time.

  37. @norman einstein:

    Wonderful P’shop! Did anyone notice that they both have the same ‘plumpy’ cheek implants which seem to be slipping downward(due to gravity!)?!?

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