Angry little man
NYP: Adolph Hitler had a genital deformity that made his penis remarkably small, according to historians citing previously unknown medical records.
The diminutive tyrant suffered from a condition called hypospadias — which left him with a micropenis, Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie write in their new book “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute.” more
I’m 6’6″ 250 lbs. they say short men….short unit.
Tall men ….well you know.
Good thing Lindsey Graham dropped out of the race; we may have dodged a bullet.
So he burned millions of well hung jews, invaded Russia(also famous for their huge dicks), bombed England(James Bond, need I say more?) and decimated Atlantic shipping(got nothing here) because he had a tiny dick?
Ahhh, there might have been other factors at play here.
I wonder if they are able to fix this in the clones?
And still got more pussy than me. Life ain’t fair!
Eva Braun never had any complaints.
Of course, that could be due to the fact that
he also had an eleven-inch tongue…
😛
He got schlonged by genetics
I guess that is why Barry has been smiling lately. Found somebody whose lumber was shorter that his vay-jay-jay at full mast.
I’ve been seeing this story everywhere. Who frikkin cares? Even if it is true, don’t we have enough tiny-dicked leftists running around that are still alive we can make fun of?
….it’s certain that Sanders has mothballs
That explains why he bought a Corvette in 1958 and had it shipped to Argentina.
He died four years later, in 1962. 👿
“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie”
Wasn’t that a popular song back in the 1960s?
Dick Tatter
Hitler AKA Needle Dick the bug fucker.
Who shared this info? Must’ve been the nazi that ate off Hitler.
So he had the Irish Curse? Din’t know that.
Maybe that’s why Eva was schlonging Goering?
That’s why Eva Braun was schlonging Goering ???
Looking at Hitler’s right hand in the picture, someone should photoshop a dialog bubble with him saying, “It’s this big…”
Goering was a fag. Obola used to lick the toilet seat while fantasizing about him.
(you could look it up)
Caesar: “Every man’s woman, and every woman’s man.”
Napoleon: Also reputed to have a short dick.
Obola: Sucks dicks – prefers large – after they’ve been in his ass.
Thatcher: More balls than this President.
harbqll- Because he’s the socialist/ SJW / islamic dreamboat. And I’m gonna keep picking on hitler to remind the current lefties where they came from. That’s why.
And…TO THINK!
The guy coulda bought a Mercedes to compensate instead….
Ich Bien short Schlong, Varooooooom me!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
Jus sayin …
y’know … lotsa guys got small dicks …
Ain’t No Big Thing!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Y’all thought I was gonna say that I had a Vienna Sausage!
Ha! Axe the SS!
Maybe he just needed some of that Viagra hi speed ointment.
Not a single “Micro-aggression” joke…gotta say I’m disappointed in Y’all.
There’ll be no cookies at first break.
These anomaly findings are always amusing. There is never one solitary reason why an individual is compelled to action. A composite of inputs inform a person’s emotions upon which they act.
Maybe he was short there and it had impact. Maybe he was short there and it DID NOT have impact. Who cares?
What we should care about is that I am 5’7″ and willing to take the Pepsi challenge with Mr. Just Sayin’.
picking on hitler to remind the current lefties where they came from.
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One ball and a tiny German helmet?
I don’t think anyone came from him.
A hot time for Hitler was having Eva Braun urinate in his face.
not snarkin
He had his niece urinate and defecate on his face – she committed suicide.
(she killed the wrong participant)
Hitler only has one ball!
Goebbels has two, but very small?
Himmler is somewhat simillar,
And Goering has no balls at all!
–War time ditty from WWII
Forgive the typos, it’s late and I’m tired.