At about 5:30 a.m. Wednesday, a homeowner in the 190 Block of CR 4161 contacted the Newton County Dispatch Center and stated that he woke up and found an unidentified naked man inside his house. MORE
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I guess he was looking for a little pussy.
joe6pak
OCTOBER 17, 2022 AT 2:03 PM
I guess he was looking for a little pussy.
https://youtu.be/YNkzmP4ypOk
How do you know it wasn’t a male cat?
Asian? Owned the local Chinese take out? It could happen (RIP Judy).
I’d let him take mine. Sooner or later the dummy is going to try and rub his belly. At that point he’s dead.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2t1s1r
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain’t pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
Yet the food tastes great, so ya don’t complain,
but that’s not chicken in your chicken chow
mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork,
But Garfield’s on my fork,
He’s purrin here on my fork…
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat everyday at noon,
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys,
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more,
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store,
I said not today,
I lost my apettite,
There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight,
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two,
When I swear I heard it mew, boy,
And that is when I knew…
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon,
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork,
But it’s purrin there on my fork,
There’s a hairball on my fork.
How can they be sure it wasn’t a box of wine, psych meds or Bernie bumper stickers the guy was after?
Shoulda let my Toonces drive the getaway car
Gosh, you can’t make this sh-t up!! LMHO!
Talk about Cat burglar. Trying to think of a purrfect pun, but I got nothing.
Prayers that the cat is okay.