This one’s my favorite:
@lavern_spicer
Paul Pelosi thought he could hang like Old Drunk ass
Nancy!!!!!
Say whatever you want about that heifer, but she’s
the only House Speaker that can do her job downing
about 8 gallons of Hennessy a day.
Nancy Pelosi’s husband arrested for DUI in Napa, Twitter uncorks brutal response
BPR: Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s multi-millionaire husband Paul Pelosi was arrested for driving under the influence late Saturday night near the couple’s sprawling Napa Valley estate, being taken into custody by the California Highway Patrol after he was found to have a blood alcohol limit in excess of what is allowable under the law.
The 82-year-old spouse of the most powerful female politician in U.S. history was popped a few minutes short of midnight and booked a little over four hours later on two misdemeanor charges, driving under the influence along with driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.08 or higher. His bail was set at $5,000 according to information posted online from the Napa County Criminal Justice Network. more
She’s just as drink, but doesnt drive. Was he out cheating?
He was probably coming home from the strip club since the hag was out of town.
Prufrock
MAY 30, 2022 AT 2:21 PM
“He was probably coming home from the strip club since the hag was out of town.”
I was, but at this age, I’m not looking with hope, but with regret.
On a ice cream run…..
like the peasants?
California does require mandatory jail sentences for all convictions.
First time offenders – minimum of four days and a maximum of six months in jail
Second time offenders – minimum of 10 days and a maximum of one year in jail
Third time offenders – minimum of 120 days and a maximum of one year in jail
Anybody think that Pelosi will serve even one day?
^ Depends
cheryl
MAY 30, 2022 AT 2:41 PM
“California does require mandatory jail sentences for all convictions.
First time offenders – minimum of four days and a maximum of six months in jail”
SIX MONTHS?
Away from HER?!?!?
SHIGN ME (hic!) UP!!!
“…but she’s
the only House Speaker that can do her job downing
about 8 gallons of Hennessy a day.”
When the sum and substace of your “job” is to destroy the country as quickly as possible while picking up on opportunities for personal financial gain while ordering your private police force to beat the peasants into submission, it really isn’t that hard to do.
I wonder how many times he said to the cops “don’t you know who I am?”?
Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s multi-millionaire husband Paul Pelosi was arrested for driving under the influence late Saturday night near an accident he caused by ignoring a stop sign.
the couple’s sprawling Napa Valley estate, being taken into custody by the California Highway Patrol after he was found to have a blood alcohol limit, four hours later, in excess of what is allowable under the law.oh, and there were no body or dash cams in use by the police.
sure
Charged with “.08 or above”? What kind of charge is that? That sounds like he was cut some slack as soon as they verified who he was married to. $5000 fine for .08 or above – LOL must have been WAYYYY above. Take off the mittens and tell us the real number.
“in excess of what is allowable under the law.”
what a nice way to say he was drunk
I wonder how much something like that costs
he was drunk
it is what they do
and they lie, too
Bah, your not really drunk unless you can beat 0.2 BAC. I know a guy who blew a 0.24 and hit a parked cop car – with the cops still in it.
She is the eternal moron, like her hero Big Joe. Nevertheless, she does have nice tits.
How long until she blames it on Trump?
Nancy Pelosi’s liquor cabinet on the way to DC.
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Anounamis
MAY 30, 2022 AT 5:28 PM
“Nancy Pelosi’s liquor cabinet on the way to DC.”
There isn’t a cargo plane big enough.
The original article said police declined to say if Paul was alone or not. That means he was not alone. So who was with him? Male or female?
According to some experts, most people who are pulled over for a DUI have driven drunk about 500 or more times before they are busted for the first time. I know a guy who was arrested six times before he finally decided it was cheaper to move above his favorite bar. It’s an expensive place out there in Napa County. Someone is going to get paid a lot of money to get this dismissed.
One thing I disagree with in the Tweet. She ain’t no “heifer”, not by any means. ugh.
Watch MSM try comically to blame it on ‘gun violence’ and ‘racism’ regarding the drunkenness of these 2 park bench squatting alkie bums. They should have tried JIM BEAM, WILD TURKEY 101, or MAKERS MARK. Real booze.
The Pelosi’s will sue the alcohol makers…